Funniest snake oil theories

[jan.didden]

Since I joined this site, I could tell you are a wise man (though Dutch). 😛

I take exception to this!😡

 

[sonidos]

I am afraid that would be one very small bottle of wine. You see, I am a humble soul and decided that humility was the best policy. I purchased the small, resistor sized, entry level units intended for series wiring in the speaker out circuit, post XO. I did not wish to purchase any model of greater significance for fear of having a system so advanced as to make some of you, who are so much more deserving than I, jealous.

And dear sir, may I say I was equally honored to hold your Bybees in the palm of my hand at one time, in the presence of a mad scientist. It was humbling, indeed. 😀

 

[sonidos]

I take exception to this!😡

Huh?!? I thought you were Portuguese. Whoa! That explains a few things. 😱

j/k

😀

 

[Cal Weldon]

My son, I trust they have offered you insight as to what can be.

 

[sonidos]

c'mon oil well! Time to start fracking!!!!!

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Bybee island.

This thread is about funny snake oil.
The sole intention of all my posts was to point at levels of subjectivity.

(engineers are trained to reason rational, and always question one's own objectivity)

 

[sonidos]

This thread is about funny snake oil.
The sole intention of all my posts was to point at levels of subjectivity.

(engineers are trained to reason rational, and always question one's own objectivity)

Yes, being subjective in my line of work gets you a group beating!

 

[nezbleu]

Interestingly enough, the first Bybee's that I got, WERE used as doorstops,

Sorry, context is everything. I was responding to se's comment about Mouser Catalogues. Now those make good door-stops, or step-stools if you need to reach a high shelf!

 

[jan.didden]

I just used a few doorstops to raise my cables off the floor - never had such a wide soundstage! Anybody has a catchy name I can peddle? 🙄

jan

 

[nezbleu]

I just used a few doorsteps to raise my cables off the floor - never had such a wide soundstage! Anybody has a catchy name I can peddle? 🙄

jan

"Mouser Traps"?

 

[mr_push_pull]

I use stock tires on my Acura, but performance tires on my Porsche.

ah, a car analogy. I'm convinced, at last.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

peddle?

Space-Knobs

(or Knobs in Space. oh dear, how predictable can one get)

 

[sonidos]

Are they on the LA site?? I'll buy a set! How much???

 

[gpapag]

You simply don't have enough invested in your hi fi

 

[Pano]

This thread is about funny snake oil.

There is nothing funny about the shape of the Earth! Dueling pistols will be brought forth, with haste. We meet at dawn (near the horizon).

 

[vacuphile]

An example of a 'hi end system' that we put together in 2000. Here is where a Bybee in or out is audible.

You seriously underspent on speakers.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

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I've spoken to his round-up partner once, not into big 'uns.
Mr Allen is more the big 'unst type, ByBee devices likely do not pass the 1st requirement

 

[john curl]

You might be right, vacuphile.

 

[Parasonic]

Molecularly Truncated Bypassinators

“It was heard to be superior in every way”

“I heard it”

“the only thing better would be to live inside the RF amp!”

Boron Nitride enriched coppered aluminum from proprietary process……………FM reception now as never……….hear the difference.
$4,500.00 each at finer audio salons worldwide.

Patents Pending, 2013 Artificial Sciences, Inc.

 

[dfy]

I just came across ... Audiophile Ethernet Cables!

Not sure whether to laugh or cry ...