The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

Yeah, first thought I had was I could bang the first one on top of the table, after removing the vase, how very elegant for it's size.

But to nail the 2nd one, I'd have to find a wall, as that vitrine cabinet is way too beautiful to risk damaging.
Preferably in-line with the cupboard, so I could look at the pretty things at display, while at it.

But then I realised, hang on, I'm way too old for that kind of thing, I don't have the stamina anymore to keep up with two young chicks.
 
Yeah, first thought I had was I could bang the first one on top of the table, after removing the vase, how very elegant for it's size.

But to nail the 2nd one, I'd have to find a wall, as that vitrine cabinet is way too beautiful to risk damaging.
Preferably in-line with the cupboard, so I could look at the pretty things at display, while at it.

But then I realised, hang on, I'm way too old for that kind of thing, I don't have the stamina anymore to keep up with two young chicks.

You and your wild imagination!

I appreciate a beautiful woman, but have less inclination to produce lustful thoughts... Yes, I'm getting old...
 
Good as old.

Btw Cal,

you may likely already know, the tennis-ball issue is a genetic built-in failure mode.
Reach a high enough age, and every guy gets it, only escape is terminating yourself at an earlier stage, plenty of options there. :clown:
Demon Seed, but from a different Proteus programmer.

(Beauty of living in the degenerate wasteland, if my g/f get's on my winter mood, I open a bedroom drawer and sling a rubber dildo to her head)
 
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Yeah, first thought I had was ........

But then I realised, hang on, I'm way too old for that kind of thing, I don't have the stamina anymore to keep up with two young chicks.

1st thought wuz....... 😀
 

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Responsibility for mother eart is long gone. No system, make it be socialistic or capitalistic can ever make that tanker diverse. You probably heard that conversation between the canadian coast guard and the US navy. Thatabout narrows it up. If mankind wants to survive more then 2 generations ahead we have to deal with poverty (africa mainly) and pollutions from emerging economies. And, rich countries has to cover outlets debts, since we prospected on that makingourselves rich. Or we can just say **** it all and run it to the wall. Thats what we're doing. Nothing wrong, just odd
 
Mr John,

here I am getting all intimate with you about my manpause issues, and all you say is I have too much fantasy.
If not for you, I wouldn't have had matryoshka side-thoughts for a year and a half.

Haaaa. My memory is shot to hell: what in the heck are "matryoshka side-thoughts"? You better not be checking out my *a*s*s 😉 That's Ellen's job (she's my sweetie).
 
Responsibility for mother eart is long gone. No system, make it be socialistic or capitalistic can ever make that tanker diverse. You probably heard that conversation between the canadian coast guard and the US navy. Thatabout narrows it up. If mankind wants to survive more then 2 generations ahead we have to deal with poverty (africa mainly) and pollutions from emerging economies. And, rich countries has to cover outlets debts, since we prospected on that makingourselves rich. Or we can just say **** it all and run it to the wall. Thats what we're doing. Nothing wrong, just odd

Wow, fatalistic! I hope we're better of than your post suggests.

As far as extreme poverty goes, yes we can help, but it's going to take the entire world to help a nation as large as Africa. Ultimately, the mindset towards prosperity (or self-sustainability at the very least) must be taught--that means birth control as well.