My Dr. is mad at me. First time he checked mine he said [parphrasing]: 'J.C. man I could barely find it. It's the same as a 17 years old's. WTF, are you getting much?'
All the time Doc, my wife's both pretty and friendly.
'Figures. Get out of my office.'
All the time Doc, my wife's both pretty and friendly.
'Figures. Get out of my office.'
Mmm, for a routine-check nowadays, it suffices to draw a few drops of blood from your arm to check for PSA
If a general physician still prefers putting on a glove show, either his last name rings a Greek bell, he has the hots for your booty, or both.
If a general physician still prefers putting on a glove show, either his last name rings a Greek bell, he has the hots for your booty, or both.
Ya, I don't go for that. Too many inconsistencies. I demand digital examination. It's not just the antigens. Twice a year minimum and I ask for the cute nurse with the small fingers and the big... uhhh... smile, ya that's it, the big smile.
Dad has prostate cancer, but is so darn fit and athletic, they say he will die with it, not because of it.
She's got HUGE..... Tracks of land!
Sorry to hear about your dad.... But I guess I'm happy for you to.
That's kinda scary news and good news at the same time. Right?
Or am I reading it wrong?
My Dad is 84 and still playing tennis most everyday. His PSA is around 2 and he is on testosterone killers. He's fine but thanks for the concern.
Me? I have to find a new doctor. Mine calls in sick when I make an appointment. I guess his prostate is larger than mine indicating his wife is not as pretty. 😉 He's the same age as me.
Me? I have to find a new doctor. Mine calls in sick when I make an appointment. I guess his prostate is larger than mine indicating his wife is not as pretty. 😉 He's the same age as me.
Oh good. Glad to hear it.
I fired my last doctor. I went for first checkup, I told him when I was younger my chest would hurt from stress. All mental, I was checked out and confermed this at mayo clinic.
He had a cow said they had to be wrong. Gave me a EKG. Said I was fine. But, I had a bit higer than normal blood pressure than what was in my records.
I said I bet, your a dope! I've been in my body longer than you have by 32 years and you won't listen to me! And left.
Sometimes we forget they work for us. If they don't listen get a new one!
But funny thing, I haven't been to a doctor in two years. And they haven't found anything wrong with me. So I take that as I'm healthy!
My papa was that way too. And he lived to the ripe old age of 55. Lol
I know ur joking
I fired my last doctor. I went for first checkup, I told him when I was younger my chest would hurt from stress. All mental, I was checked out and confermed this at mayo clinic.
He had a cow said they had to be wrong. Gave me a EKG. Said I was fine. But, I had a bit higer than normal blood pressure than what was in my records.
I said I bet, your a dope! I've been in my body longer than you have by 32 years and you won't listen to me! And left.
Sometimes we forget they work for us. If they don't listen get a new one!
But funny thing, I haven't been to a doctor in two years. And they haven't found anything wrong with me. So I take that as I'm healthy!
My papa was that way too. And he lived to the ripe old age of 55. Lol
I know ur joking
Mine had trouble peeing around age 71, skipped a visit to his MD, as the lady doctor might see his peepee.
Asked me for advice a year later, also pretty smart, considering that up to a couple of years before, the consultant had been in exactly that line of the med business.
A year too late to tell him to have his magic wand scraped out, pronto.
A year earlier could have earned him 10 extra points on the old fart calendar.
Sucker still lasted a decade longer, his dick didn't kill him, my youngest sister did.
Eight weeks after his daughter was unplugged from life-support, the dude ordered a euthanasia ticket at the check-out stand.
Agenda note : locate a cow with magic fingers at the mayonnaise clinic.
Asked me for advice a year later, also pretty smart, considering that up to a couple of years before, the consultant had been in exactly that line of the med business.
A year too late to tell him to have his magic wand scraped out, pronto.
A year earlier could have earned him 10 extra points on the old fart calendar.
Sucker still lasted a decade longer, his dick didn't kill him, my youngest sister did.
Eight weeks after his daughter was unplugged from life-support, the dude ordered a euthanasia ticket at the check-out stand.
Agenda note : locate a cow with magic fingers at the mayonnaise clinic.
Words seem little anemic in this case.
As for Cal, we know where he gets his nickname, question is whether wife is real or he just really likes C2's USB device😀
As for Cal, we know where he gets his nickname, question is whether wife is real or he just really likes C2's USB device😀
I told her all about it and threatened to leave her.
We both hurt from laughing that long and that hard.
We both hurt from laughing that long and that hard.
I am smiling just thinking about it. Sounds perfect, or as close to perfect as a Canadian can come.
send my kiss to - better and cleverer and more than half of - Weldon ;
kiss to cheek , as Kudos from Mighty ZM
kiss to cheek , as Kudos from Mighty ZM
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