The more disturbing question
When do SY sleep?
Like almost all superhero, he has a double life.
By day, he's a materials scientist and product designer.
By night, he's an amateur engineer, chef, wine critic, and musician.
Not to mention the time he spent here.😀
When do SY sleep?
Like almost all superhero, he has a double life.
By day, he's a materials scientist and product designer.
By night, he's an amateur engineer, chef, wine critic, and musician.
Not to mention the time he spent here.😀
Behind every successful man, there's a wife who knows he is an idiot.
I'm not a successful man, but who can persuade my wife?😀
I'm not a successful man, but who can persuade my wife?😀
No one. An idiot is an idiot. Just ask my wife. We crossed the US border today and when we had car problems she asked why I couldn't fix it? I tried to explain that because I had removed the tools from the trunk as she had asked, to make room for the new shoes she 'needed', that I was at a bit of a disadvantage. She looked at me like I was some sort of...(fill in the blank).
Geez, I wish we were allowed to (fill in the blank) them sometimes.
Geez, I wish we were allowed to (fill in the blank) them sometimes.
Multiple choice
What makes a woman after parking?
a)Walk ten feet to the sidewalk.
b)Take out insurance papers.
c)Unsettles the mirror and painted her lips.
😀
What makes a woman after parking?
a)Walk ten feet to the sidewalk.
b)Take out insurance papers.
c)Unsettles the mirror and painted her lips.
😀
With friends like this...
-We do an orgy tonight?
-Great, how many are we?
-If you come with your wife... three.😀
-We do an orgy tonight?
-Great, how many are we?
-If you come with your wife... three.😀
New element in the periodic table
Analysis Department
NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT: WOMAN
1. - Chemical Analysis:
Item: Female
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: 58.6 kg appropriate. (but varies between 40 and 150 kg.)
Occurrence: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive, energetic single state. Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
2. - Physical Properties
a. - Totally unpredictable.
b. - Surface usually covered with a coat of paint
c. - Boils spontaneously, freezes for unknown reasons.
d. - Melts if given special treatment
e. - It becomes bitter if not used properly.
f. - Rarely is found in nature in the virgin state.
g. - Yields under pressure on precise points.
3. - Chemical Properties
a. - Has great attraction for gold, silver and a wide range of precious stones.
b. - Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances.
c. - May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason.
d. - Insoluble in liquids and its activity increases by saturation in ethyl alcohol.
e. - Is the most powerful money reducing agent known by man.
4. - Storage
The best results are obtained between the ages of 18 and 25 years.
5. - Common uses:
a. - Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b. - It may be helpful for relaxation.
6. - Tests:
a. - Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in its natural state.
b. - Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
7. - Potential Hazards:
a. - Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
b. - It is illegal to possess more than one, although it may be several in different places, while not in contact, in which case a violent explosion is unavoidable.
Warnings:
a. - There are no two alike.
b. - Although it seems an abundant element, is considered a scarce commodity so easily is not one in good condition, therefore values it has.
Additional Warning
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
😀
Analysis Department
NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT: WOMAN
1. - Chemical Analysis:
Item: Female
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: 58.6 kg appropriate. (but varies between 40 and 150 kg.)
Occurrence: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive, energetic single state. Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
2. - Physical Properties
a. - Totally unpredictable.
b. - Surface usually covered with a coat of paint
c. - Boils spontaneously, freezes for unknown reasons.
d. - Melts if given special treatment
e. - It becomes bitter if not used properly.
f. - Rarely is found in nature in the virgin state.
g. - Yields under pressure on precise points.
3. - Chemical Properties
a. - Has great attraction for gold, silver and a wide range of precious stones.
b. - Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances.
c. - May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason.
d. - Insoluble in liquids and its activity increases by saturation in ethyl alcohol.
e. - Is the most powerful money reducing agent known by man.
4. - Storage
The best results are obtained between the ages of 18 and 25 years.
5. - Common uses:
a. - Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b. - It may be helpful for relaxation.
6. - Tests:
a. - Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in its natural state.
b. - Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
7. - Potential Hazards:
a. - Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
b. - It is illegal to possess more than one, although it may be several in different places, while not in contact, in which case a violent explosion is unavoidable.
Warnings:
a. - There are no two alike.
b. - Although it seems an abundant element, is considered a scarce commodity so easily is not one in good condition, therefore values it has.
Additional Warning
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
😀
I am more alone than Adam on Mother's Day, but just keep on going.😀
A marriage turns 25 years of marriage and the wife asks her husband:
- My love, you're going to give away for our silver wedding?
- A trip to China.
The woman was surprised by the magnitude of the gift, he asks:
- But my love for 25 years if you give me this, what are you going to do when she turns 50?
- I'll go looking for you.
😀
A marriage turns 25 years of marriage and the wife asks her husband:
- My love, you're going to give away for our silver wedding?
- A trip to China.
The woman was surprised by the magnitude of the gift, he asks:
- But my love for 25 years if you give me this, what are you going to do when she turns 50?
- I'll go looking for you.
😀
Two friends
-Tell me, did you sleep with your wife before you married?
-I did, and you?
-Me too , but then did not know you...
😀
-Tell me, did you sleep with your wife before you married?
-I did, and you?
-Me too , but then did not know you...
😀
The father writes to his son
-Manolo, I want to see you, I go? or will you come?
Manolo answers
-Yes
To which the father asks
- Yes what?
Manolo answers
-Yes Dad ...
😀
-Manolo, I want to see you, I go? or will you come?
Manolo answers
-Yes
To which the father asks
- Yes what?
Manolo answers
-Yes Dad ...
😀
-Hey Manolo, did you water the garden plants?
-But it's raining cats and dogs!
-Do not be lazy, here you have an umbrella ..
😀
-But it's raining cats and dogs!
-Do not be lazy, here you have an umbrella ..
😀
Two friends on a motorbike:
- Hey Manolo, you're scratching your head with the helmet on!
- Man, when you itch your *** you get off pants?
😀
- Hey Manolo, you're scratching your head with the helmet on!
- Man, when you itch your *** you get off pants?
😀
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