The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[DaveM]

You Dirty Rat..... It was -24°F this morning when I stepped out the door. At least I used the cold to turn 5 gallons of hard cider that I didn't like to much into 1 gallon of high test. Rough calculations of initial gravity and liquid remaining tell me I just made a gallon of 100 proof CiderJack.😀

Enjoy the sun...

 

[Zen Mod]

if you can't beat them .........

so - I'm imagining Cal wearing bikini

 

[c2cthomas]

if you can't beat them .........

so - I'm imagining Cal wearing bikini

Nude beach + Cal?

BTW - where are photo's of pretty girls on beach? Cal - Most likely being closely watched by SWMBO. I can see him now saying "but honey - the guys asked me to take a bucha photo's of pretty topless girls". Her answer - noooooo answer.

Oh yeah - I forgot - we are family friendly here at diyAudio - soooooo - no topless photo's as it will warp young minds. Not to mention what it would do to certain "other members".......

 

[Magura]

if you can't beat them .........

so - I'm imagining Cal wearing bikini

I really didn't need that image!😱


Magura 😀

 

[Zen Mod]

just tease him .......

now I just need his home address , and nice truck ( someone sez Rubber Duck ? ) .....

then all Altec drek is mine .....

 

[c2cthomas]

now I just need his home address , and nice truck ( someone sez Rubber Duck ? ) .....

then all Altec drek is mine .....

No way you can afford to ship Altec drek to your man cave. You will need to find safe place to stay in Canada. Advize U learn to say EEH - whz dhat? as cover.

 

[DaveM]

if you can't beat them .........

so - I'm imagining Cal wearing bikini

I am scarred.

 

[Zen Mod]

No way you can afford to ship Altec drek to your man cave. You will need to find safe place to stay in Canada. Advize U learn to say EEH - whz dhat? as cover.

ya nutz ?

I'll zip them and send home in e-mail

😛

 

[DaveM]

Who Nutz?

 

[Zen Mod]

quoted one ;

but I can't help if you feel cozy in bunch

 

[Gyuri]

Now we talk about my serious problem.
I believe it I found the perfect music for OB testing:
YouTube - ???inSAITAMA SUPER ARENA2008 ??
The trouble it, that it that OB starts walking around in the room beside suitable volume.
Only the loudspeaker cable at his other end connected to amplifier prevents it in order for these to laps a full circle.
How I could tame these OBs?
http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/pass-labs/4486-diy-progress-report-225.html#post2425898

 

[Zen Mod]

just disconnect cables in right moment , open the doors and let them leave the building

or use nail gun ....... to convince them ( "stay put , or I'll shoot with da gun through cones !! " )

 

[Gyuri]

I don't know, maybe that I should nourish these with some milder music.🙂

I am not surprised of course that these want to be set free since they are being beaten with two bludgeons of this size.

 

[Zen Mod]

either put them on cones , or screw them ( literally , or literally ) ...... to the floor

or squeeze them with bag of Portland Cement

😉

 

[c2cthomas]

either put them on cones , or screw them ( literally , or literally ) ...... to the floor

or squeeze them with bag of Portland Cement

😉

Find out if Ya can get cement local - it is heavy and cost a lot to ship from Portland........😀

 

[Zen Mod]

whatever ya say , I'm still dumber

 

[stoN_Cold]

whatever ya say , I'm still dumber

It is not easy to you 🙄

Regards zeoN_Rider

 

[c2cthomas]

This place is really hot, humid, full of alcohol and women who refuse to wear much clothing. What is a guy to do?

hehe.

Hmmmmmm........... Perhaps I should have mentioned this earlier 🙄

1) In "The Islands" Rum drinks are heavy on the Rum and light on the ice and soda - often resulting in the victim being discovered in what is called the "face plant" position somewhere on a sandy beach.

2) The rays from our sun are very strong in da islands and thus a person can get a very bad case of overexposure and "sun burn" very quickly - as little as 15 min. at high sun. The eyes are also at risk of exposure - unless one is already in "face plant" position and thus the eyes are shielded from the sun - but now full of gritty sand.

3) Waking up with a hang over, sun burn, and sand in the eyes - priceless!!😀😀😀

4) Still waiting for photo's of pretty girls! 😎

 

[Zen Mod]

can you imagine Cal - wearing bikini , made of long haired artificial pink Jambolija ?

 

[c2cthomas]

Hmmmm...... pretty close guess ZM 😉

Recent spy photo by secret agent tracking Cal to discover if Canadian invasion plan includes "da Islands" - or is limited to mainland.