The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

Hey Thomas, that's way too purdy.

Mom always said: "If you don't like bacon, you're wrong"

There's chicken under there somewhere.
 

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Hey Thomas, that's way too purdy.

Mom always said: "If you don't like bacon, you're wrong"

There's chicken under there somewhere.

Hey Cal - are you by any chance actually the lead singer in the Zac Brown band?

This tune iz Chicken fried - just to stay on off-topic subjects az required by the Pub owner.... :D:D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoRbSBnalg
 
Atta boy Cal!!! Buy my count there might be four chickens in there
Yes, four 'half' breast pieces, and serious repurposing of the leftover bacon. It's just a basting agent.
BTW - is that a cholesterol measurement meter in the case???? :rolleyes:
Who cares, the cholesterol you eat isn't the cholesterol that kills you, ask your liver.

dodos, I am along for the ride. I refuse to be the guy lying in a hospital bed, dying of nothing.
 
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I am out trying to remember what I am supposed to do when the cat's away. She's gone for a week so I'm all dressed up with no place to go. :bawling:

Uh-oh...... Cal is thinking without any SWMBO supervision...... this could wind up ugly.... Don't wind up bouncing coins off of strippers rear-ends Cal - the bouncers will throw you out!!! (ps Don't ask me how I know this) :D:D:D
 

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BTW - the dachshunds (I had to get the word dachshund in to keep the dachshund counter running so that the word dachshund keeps showing up in the word counter) and I are hot on the trail of some of my English ancestors!!!
 

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I come home...
I put the dishwasher on, there's no one to help unload it.
I put the laundry on there's no one to help fold it.
I move some furniture, there's no one to sweep behind it.
I take the garbage out, there's no new bag in the bin when I get back.
I wash and cut the veggies, there's no one to stir fry them.
I water the plants on the balcony, there's no one there to enjoy them.
I eat, by myself.
I get into bed, it's cold.
I roll over, there's nothing to squeeze.
I wake up, there's no smiling face to get me going.
I go to work, I've forgotten half my lunch 'cause there's no reminder lady.
I come home...

She's only been gone 2 days. How sad I have become. I remember when I would ... (drum roll please)

WTF happened?