The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

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Buzz,

Do you think this

Harold Davidson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

has anything to do with c2c's "condition"……oh! its a full moon tonight!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I have defrocked a couple of galz...... but I don't go for Priest.... :eek::eek::eek:

Still - maybe I should check my ancestor line and see if we are related in some manner. The interesting thing about genealogy is that if you look around long enough you can find a family connection to just about anybody...... :cool::cool::cool:
 
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She just emailed saying I better come up with a better offer than what she's got so far.

I have a 51 year old body and look 50 on a good day. She has a 52 year old body and I get pulled over 'cause the cops think the babysitter must be in distress.

How can you be happy and sad at the same time? I'm not so good at this.

I suggest that you dig into the piggy bank as deep as you can and then beg and steal all that you can to win her back home Cal - Because frankly my friend - you are major league "whipped"..... :D:D:D
 
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Transcript from a court:
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."