USPS is Unusable

[Tubelab_com]

I mailed a letter from Sharpsburg PA to Mars and it only took two days! 😉

Either the USPS also subcontracts with SpaceX or you sent it to the Mars in Butler County.....been there.

 

[PRR]

I mailed a letter from Sharpsburg PA to Mars and it only took two days!

Come now. You could walk that in one day. I'm further from China and Mexico than you are from Mars.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/China_Sign.jpg

 

[simon7000]

Would it be more amusing to mention I have known folks from Mars? Or that I have done work there?

Drive time around 1/2 hour.

Apparently smart folks hang around here.