Ugly face contest

[dkemppai]

Dan,
Nice Shadow... does the wife ride a VLX?
You gotta like a Honda guy!
-NS
'71 CB350
'95 Magna
'99 Shadow ACE 750
'95 ST1100

'97 vlx. Nice bike for a woman her size (115#, 5'2")
'99 Aero, I hear they're not making it anymore.
'81 CB750 Custom (for sale). Love them 750-4's.

New ones are going down hill! Colors are poor, and fenders on the new VLX are ugly! Hope they turn it around before too long! Although the VTX's Retro with mags are nice! (Hope to have one soon. 🙂

-Dan

 

[bob4]

Hi Jim,

I think I got the joke ( at least halfway), and yes, Freiburg is close ( about a 45 min drive through the Black Forest).

Who's (A)Nette? The owner of a tattoo shop down here?

 

[eLarson]

Here is my favorite ugly face from TSG's top mugshots of 2002

--
Brian

That is one Extreme Mullet he's got there, too.

::shudder::

Erik

 

[Nielsio]

/me

 

[halojoy]

Anyone else?

Hello,
is there anyone else who will contribute
THE PHOTO
before we start voting for

Ugly Face Contest
- winner -

/halo - has some idea, who will get his vote
(halo is not in this contest - halo is a Real Beauty)
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halo looks something like this - in male shape:

 

[xsnailx]

here is my photo

 

[Jason]

A few years ago now... back when I had long hair... 🙂

 

[planet10]

A few years ago now... back when I had long hair... 🙂

55580888 alot of 23s in that licence (5=2+3, 8=2^3)

No Fat Chicks?

And you don't need last names on your licence?

No birth date?

Is that a real DL? Or photoshopped?




dave

 

[SkinnyBoy]

55580888 alot of 23s in that licence (5=2+3, 8=2^3)

No Fat Chicks?

And you don't need last names on your licence?

Is that a real DL?

dave

The last name has been blanked out... 😛 lol 🙂 umm... about the lots of 23s thing..... I think you need to get out more.. 🙂 lol "Save the whales, harpoon fat chicks"

 

[AudioFreak]

55580888 alot of 23s in that licence (5=2+3, 8=2^3)

No Fat Chicks?

And you don't need last names on your licence?

No birth date?

Is that a real DL? Or photoshopped?




dave

It's been photoshopped all over the place 😉

 

[Jason]

Sorry about the NFC thing a friend actually did that for me a while ago as a joke, but its about the only decent digital picture I have and I felt it about time to stick my head out. Its a lot funnier with the real details - you don't notice the special conditions till the second look. And yes, all the details are 'shopped 🙂

 

[Jason]

Ok a bit more PC now - too cheesy without the whole gag 🙂

 

[seangoesbonk]

Sorry about the NFC thing a friend actually did that for me a while ago as a joke...

Me and my friend were going to make matching T-shirts. Mine was going to say, "NO FAT CHICKS". His was going to say, "NUTHIN' BUT FAT CHICKS". 🙄 I know...

 

[Fuling]

In the search for the shortest possible signal path I came up with the idea to put the tube through the 3/4" hole in my earlobe...

 

[jackinnj]

i think you kept the magenta key on too long

facia bruta

 

[Fuling]

"Facia bruta: Literally translated UGLY FACE"

Thanks 🙂

 

[Circlotron]

http://www.mingers.com/

nuff said...

 

[EC8010]

No nonsense

This photograph was taken a while ago. I made the mistake of leaving the prints on my desk at work while I went to breakfast. An hour later, photocopies were everywhere warning everyone of the dire consequences of upsetting the mad axeman...

Incidentally, I notice that almost everyone has a beard.

A little story to go with the photo: The next day, I went into a pub full of squaddies. I was wearing my usual biking jacket (couldn't afford more than one jacket), jeans, and T-shirt. The squaddies* parted to let me get to the bar.

Women asked to feel it. (The dome.)

* squaddies = Army = GIs or Privates.

(I don't believe the trouble I'm having with this post, talk about two/three countries separated by a common language!)

 

[shyfx]

This is me. (In the middle that is hehe)

 

[SY]

That's me on the right.