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I stopped talking to my car after Hasselhoff scared the living daylights out of me.
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if Marion John Wayne was his uncle.
Can anyone confirm the rumor that Hasselhoff was accused of bigamy when he bought a new car ?

Bro,

Considering the number of Loving Davids i've seen during my bonebreaking knights at the place you reside in, statistics highly indicate that you do have a cousin amongst them.
 
I don't wanna know...😀

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Underwear is important

(from Northwest Florida Daily News - 15 May 2006)
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment,she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked acrossthe hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
 
Cal Weldon said:
Why is the male gender more prone to flatulence?

Men are like dogs, we will eat anything. Most are more familiar with dog farts and the farts of men, than we want to be.

Women, sometimes equated to cats, don't fart. Just like cats.

However, when either of the latter two do 'fluff' one past, it is usually the chart topper of all time.
 
Women don't fart? Pfwoa man, I know several that even smell bad, and burp loud enough to break glass..😀

No "ladies" don't fart, but neither do gentlemen....

My girlfriend's pussycat DOES fart (and smell bad) by the way...:dodgy:
 
Okokokokokokokok, maybe we still can go somewhere constructive with this thread..:xeye:

I mean... isn't it so that when a thread is jacked, most of the times it still remotely connects to the subject of the thread, right? 😕

Not meaning the last posts, or many other post in particular...🙂