Aaww c'mon... birch bark a plenty lol
For you though, Chris, I'm sure there's an issue of Stereophile around 😉
For you though, Chris, I'm sure there's an issue of Stereophile around 😉
Good friends Bear and Rabbit were out in the woods one day. They were both backed over a fallen log taking a nice relaxing dump. Bear looked at Rabbit and said, "Rabbit, do you ever have a problem with poop getting stuck to your fur?". Rabbit said, "No Bear, not really". Bear picked up Rabbit and wipe his butt with him.
Actually about 10 years ago... I would have been 38.
It's a dry joke... sort of... some people don't get it.
It's a dry joke... sort of... some people don't get it.
I know I shouldn't but... what the heck?
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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Bear is to rabbit as Wookie is to_____?
What does a Wookie use in the wild to clean that fur? 🙂
Poobah is too much! 😎 I used to tell that joke on the school playground when I was 8 years old! 😀 But then again I got the STRAP when I was 11 years old! Ouch, now it is illegal. I laughed as it ripped through the palm of my hand. I still feel the sting of abuse on my memory. I was a good kid but a bad kid just the same. I was bored and my teachers were uninspired.
Shawn.
Bear is to rabbit as Wookie is to_____?
What does a Wookie use in the wild to clean that fur? 🙂
Poobah is too much! 😎 I used to tell that joke on the school playground when I was 8 years old! 😀 But then again I got the STRAP when I was 11 years old! Ouch, now it is illegal. I laughed as it ripped through the palm of my hand. I still feel the sting of abuse on my memory. I was a good kid but a bad kid just the same. I was bored and my teachers were uninspired.
Shawn.
Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.
😎
😎
poobah said:
Too risky . My favorite chinese food place is just down the street .
Anyway I'd hate to have to break the jar.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
hah.... busted!
I thought it was infamous enough to serve my purpose. I'll find you a working one.
http://def.con.ca/bonsaikitten/index.html
Enjoy
I thought it was infamous enough to serve my purpose. I'll find you a working one.
http://def.con.ca/bonsaikitten/index.html
Enjoy
poobah said:
The uncut nails variety is for the hemoroid person
Doubled efficiency number for this application.
Hi Chris,
You are truly one twisted dude! Here kitty kitty ....
See what listening to a non-analog amplifier will do to you?
-Chris
I tried. Too slippery.
You are truly one twisted dude! Here kitty kitty ....
See what listening to a non-analog amplifier will do to you?
-Chris
Originally posted by poobah
Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.
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might be able to get away with this sort of thing with a kitten,
or a cat that really loves you,
otherwise, 'ripped a new axx whole' seens the logical result.
as per post #109
Let's just say the mosty eco-friendly toilet paper one could wish for is found in the good ole' domestic house cat. Soft... and self-cleaning.
`````````````````````````````````````````````````
might be able to get away with this sort of thing with a kitten,
or a cat that really loves you,
otherwise, 'ripped a new axx whole' seens the logical result.
as per post #109
