The worst movie ever made?

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I've never understood the attraction to any sport. They're perpetual games of "tag, your it" and "We are the best (for the moment)". Nothing ever really gained, nothing ever really lost (except for maybe some gambling bets). I have better things to waste my time on, but to each is own.

Anyway, worst movie(s)......

Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Saw V
Saw VI (not out yet, but no hope of it being any better than the last 5)
 
"Little Nicky" is one of my guilty pleasure films, along with "Showgirls," "Congo" and "House Of The Dead".

A couple of bad movies, though not the worst, are "Freddy Got Fingered" and "O.C. And Stiggs", mainly because of the tragic waste of comic potential.
 
Battlefield Earth : Worst acting, worst screenplay EVER.

The book was actually a fun read back in 1982. Maybe we have all had a love affair with post-apocalyptic fiction at some point or another. The movie had a few scenes from the book, but they weren't well connected together and a 90 minute film can't have the plot or character development of a 1300 page novel (largely without words more than 3 syllables, I might add 😉 )

A guy behind me in the theater actually vomited during the "eating raw rat" scene. 😉
 
Waterworld Truly ruly the most dismal big budget disaster Ive had to misfortune to have watched. The presense of children and loved ones prevented me from showing my utter disgust at the total lack of imagination and waste of talent that spawned it. Faeces and a high height would have done nicely.
Most people would gnaw off their right arm than watch this dross.
 
What about Titanic? (and the soundtrack - BARF!)

I remember joyous feelings of relief, knowing that it was all over when that irksome little pratt De Caprio finally turned into an icy pop and sunk away to feed the fishies.

I would have nominated this movie as the worst if only Kate Winslet hadn't gotten her boobies out. I mean, they were rather lovely.
 
hybridfiat said:
Waterworld Truly ruly the most dismal big budget disaster Ive had to misfortune to have watched. The presense of children and loved ones prevented me from showing my utter disgust at the total lack of imagination and waste of talent that spawned it. Faeces and a high height would have done nicely.
Most people would gnaw off their right arm than watch this dross.

Maybe it should double feature with "The Postman". One of my claims to fame is that a noted film critic stole my line..."I felt like sending Kenin Cosner a bill for my time".
 
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