Oh, I'm sure there is plenty that is worthwhile. SBS mostly screens just the obscure and weirdo stuff after all 🙂
Ugh. Thanks for reviving long suppressed memories of the Madonna/Ritchie desecration of the 1974 Italian class-war jewel, Lina Wertmüller's "Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto (Swept Away)". Scratch what I said earlier, instead of Asian make it Hollywood remakes of foreign films in general. Easier to make exception for the few truffles in that pile.
I could post a few hundred titles here, but i'm boring enough as is, so let's not.
Just a couple then, for flavour ;
-Anna and the wolves, 1973, spanish with Geraldine Chaplin when she was humpin Carlos-S, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068207/plotsummary
Of course, at the end of the movie, the nannie is raped and killed by the three brother amigos.
- Delicatessen,1991 => http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen_(film)
(I've been collecting movies with a food theme for the last 20 years, less strenuous than stamp collecting)
Are those the movie(s) about a Coke bottle that drops from the sky? I had a work colleague several years ago who was a real fan and told me about them, but he was also a die-hard fan of Barry White, so I didn’t take him seriously.
Yes, a coke bottle from the sky, and little girls who hunt scorpions by hearing, at night, and brash brigands in the heart of africa and a british idiot and a sloe eyed south african white woman, the wait a bit bush, an answer to the question "what do rhino's think of fire?" a language of clicks and pops and a people so lovely it will make you cry for joy.
Covers perhaps five minutes of the first movie and the rest is much funnier.
Bud
Covers perhaps five minutes of the first movie and the rest is much funnier.
Bud
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A new contender for Worst just popped onto the scene in 2009, The Informers with Billy Bob Thornton. There is absolutely no excuse for a movie with this size budget to be so bad. I was pissed for 3 days that I wasted the money and time watching it.
Well I can add another to the rotton list:
The Hunted (2003), starring Tommy Lee Jones.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269347/
This one just got progressively sillier an unbelievable the longer it went.
I gave up on it when the assassin suddenly managed to enter a time-warp, enabling him to blacksmith himself (using sticks and stones) a hunting knife from a wrecked car’s rear axle leaf spring, despite the fact that when he started, his pursuer, Tommy Lee Jones, was probably only 10 minutes behind him.
The Hunted (2003), starring Tommy Lee Jones.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269347/
This one just got progressively sillier an unbelievable the longer it went.
I gave up on it when the assassin suddenly managed to enter a time-warp, enabling him to blacksmith himself (using sticks and stones) a hunting knife from a wrecked car’s rear axle leaf spring, despite the fact that when he started, his pursuer, Tommy Lee Jones, was probably only 10 minutes behind him.
Conan the Barbarian is high filmmaker art compared to Hudson Hawk.
Take me at my word, don't go watch it to verify.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102070/
This is one of Peter Jacksons best films, along with "Braindead" and "Meet the feebles" Dont know what he was thinking ditching the gore thing, he was so good at it.
Another great classic that just came to mind is "bad boy bubbie"
I like arnie too🙂
Worst Movie Ever!
Although I agree there have been a lot of bad movies, in defense of Hudson Hawk, at least the soundtrack was good. But by far I feel Napolean Dynamite is the titleholder.
Although I agree there have been a lot of bad movies, in defense of Hudson Hawk, at least the soundtrack was good. But by far I feel Napolean Dynamite is the titleholder.
Pia Zadora - LOL! I had forgotten "Butterfly." Can not believe I paid to see that. At London West End prices, too!
Oh well, she was kinda cute...
And then there was Caligula. Yes, I saw the full version.
Oh well, she was kinda cute...
And then there was Caligula. Yes, I saw the full version.
Throwing your lot in with Hudson Hawk disqualifies you to pass judgment on Napoleon Dynamite.
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