The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

[Spasticteapot]

The "What slogan would you have if you were a high-end audio company?" Thread.

Everyone knows that most successful companies have slogans. Apple has "Think Different", Bose has "Sound through Research", et cetera. (Never mind that bose is garbage.)

My slogan?

"Redefining Overkill."


What's yours?

 

[sivan_and]

BLAH
4 ur ears only...

 

[Enzo]

Serving the needs of the high fidelity sophisticate for the last 20 months.

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Fill my pockets, i'll fill your ears.

 

[pinkmouse]

Pinkmouse Amplifiers.

I know where you live. I know where your parents live. I know where your kids go to school...

 

[phase_accurate]

"Simply the best!" 😉

Regards

Charles

 

[francis varkey]

Cutpurse Audio

or

Rip-Fi

 

[Puffin]

PWM
Purse Width Modulation

 

[Tweeker]

Zen Audio. The sound of one cap shorting in the woods.




PS Any connection to an actual audio firm is purely accidental and coincedental here.

 

[runebivrin]

"We bring the Muse to the Music"

"Simply the best is not enough"

"When the ridiculous is insufficient"

"Servicing the gullible since 1964"

"It's not what you hear, it's what you pay!"

"Purchased spice is an acquired taste!" (sorry...)

Rune

 

[TwoSpoons]

" quality is the fifth power of price"

 

[billo44]

'Aural Pleasure'

Cheers
Bill

 

[Sonusthree]

Sonusthree Audio: Faithfully reproducing sibilants since 1666 🙂

 

[benb]

Reaching The Apex of The Exponential Cost Versus Quality Curve

 

[m12ax7]

It's not a company slogan, but there was a Hi-Fi store in Milwaukee.
Had a great tv add that I still remember.. even after it closed +30 years ago.
Hi-Fi... Fo Fum, twenty fifth and Wisconsinum

both the store name, and location.

It was a great store too! Mac.. Avent.. and AR speakers

 

[Glowbug]

Yes, our **** is that good.

 

[mrkahn]

"don't believe everything you hear"
or
"distortion spelled backwards is noitrotsid!" (Noitrotsid labs, est 1989)
or
"we have much better hearing than you, trust us"

I have many more bad ideas if you need them... or bad jokes...

 

[T in AZ]

Our thumpers will have you bumpin, and your neighbors jumpin

 

[agent.5]

500% markup.

 

[marchel]

The best power cable in the world.