The use of force

Where I used to live we had trouble with Gypsies.
They would come round asking to tarmac the drive.
When I said no thanks they became very abusive.
So I called the police and they had words with them.
Next time i was in the town they tried to run me down with a car.

Sometimes its better to just avoid conflict.


Us neighbors live on a relatively quiet street here.
Sure, kids out playing make some normal noise on occasion.

But one neighbor, (asian) recently moved in and seems oblivious to the fact that his extremely LOUD and way off-key karioke singing blaring from his open windows carries down the street.
It sounds like a dying beast, and I'm sure other neighbors are upset over it.
It happens almost every day.



He'll wind up getting an "official looking" letter in the mail from our neighborhood Community Development Association asking him to lower the volume and contain that noise to his house.


It's worked before for another neighbor and his boom boom rap car speakers.