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If Jesus drove a motor home, I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?
Checking out the stereo. Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes. Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes.
If Jesus drove a motor home... If Jesus drove a motor home, and he come to your town,
would you try to talk to him? Would you follow him around?
Honking horns at the drive thru. Double-parking at the mall.
Midnight at the Waffle House - Jesus eating eggs with ya'll.
If Jesus drove a motor home... Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammed in a train. Here come Jesus in the pa*sing lane...
but everybody smile, 'causen everybody's grooving. Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving with a bona fide motorized savior.
Now if we all drove motor homes, well maybe in the end, with no country to die for, we could just be friends.
One world as our highway. Ain't no yours or my way.
We'd be cool wherever we roam
if Jesus drove a motor home.
(tnx to Mazeppa)
 
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