The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

A year or so ago, a 0.2'' iron spear launched itself halfway into the iris area of my right eye during a metal grinder jobby at home.
Which you removed with needlenose pliers right then and there and got back to work.
ripping the entire skin off my thumb
Which you epoxied back on and went back to work.
I have stabbed body parts scars top to bottom
Which you filled with caulking.
and shot with live ammo
Ya, I hate getting shot with the dead stuff.
 
Boy and his Dog

If that's for me...I have never felt that more than I do now. I didn't think I was going to like a small dog, mostly because of previous experience I suppose, but there is some serious Zen going on here. We are inseparable and he is one cool little dog. He's forever getting me in trouble with the young'ins and we actually have people in the hood volunteering to take him for the evening even though we weren't going out.
It's a new me. My name is Cal and I'm a converted dog lover.
 
Which you removed with needlenose pliers right then and there and got back to work.
Nope, ER at the nearest hospital. Anaesthetic in my eye, an eye specialist, a specialty eye device to remove the metal thing, and a week with an eye patch.

Which you epoxied back on and went back to work.
Nope, plastic surgeon.

Which you filled with caulking.
Nope, lots of stitches.

Ya, I hate getting shot with the dead stuff.
ER, and my left knee cap still makes crackling sounds.

You're confused with Chuck Norris.