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brianco said:
They are all doing Sunday things - like taking their doggies to a hamburger joint! :lickface:
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Spent day holding on to my weiner while watching the gamez on the telly.... Now iz time to watch World Series.... I have always thought that this should be called something like the USA Championship Series - but az far az I know nobody from any of the other counties has complained so far.... I better shut up no or Big Cal will come and *itch slap me around..... 😱
 

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Priceless!🙂

..and reminds me that -

Last week I was one foot in the tub, one on the floor...going slowly because my back was still very painful...when the cat jumped onto the edge, slipped and was just about to hit the water! 😀 Making a great effort and risking another fall I managed to scoop her in mid air and throw her back onto the floor😎😎. She was wet on one shoulder and leg. She sat nearby giving me the most ferocious stare as she licked herself dry, looking very 😡. I had to laugh, and laughed mao. It was pretty painful!


😀😀😀
 
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
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