A few years ago I had built something with a submersed float switch. The float switch was connected to 240v mains power (very bad), the equipment started behaving erratically. No one could work out what was the issue so they asked me to check it out.
After warming up the brain cells I was able to determine it was the float switch, but yea the flock was lacking in faith and they all said, "master how can we believe if we can not see it with our own eyes", then instead of me saying, "behold my children, those that believe without seeing are blessed and shall be rewarded in heaven", I put my hand into the water and proceeded to play with the float switch while the circuit was still live when suddenly I felt a tingling sensation and my heart stopped, then apparently the ugliest woman on planet earth was seen giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation while the ambulance arrived.
Now I have to live with "What was it like being kissed by Fiona? baaaaaah hahahahahahaha."
Bastards
After warming up the brain cells I was able to determine it was the float switch, but yea the flock was lacking in faith and they all said, "master how can we believe if we can not see it with our own eyes", then instead of me saying, "behold my children, those that believe without seeing are blessed and shall be rewarded in heaven", I put my hand into the water and proceeded to play with the float switch while the circuit was still live when suddenly I felt a tingling sensation and my heart stopped, then apparently the ugliest woman on planet earth was seen giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation while the ambulance arrived.
Now I have to live with "What was it like being kissed by Fiona? baaaaaah hahahahahahaha."
Bastards
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...realy realy dumb dodo if you realy fall for it.
I was only joking and tought it was never going to happen 😀
I shall let Land lord and such issue official welcome 😉
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That stunt qualifies you for a welcome to the Pub - and a place of honor over at the Dummy's table with me and Jacco.
BTW - here is a video of past and current members of Pass Pub Dummy Table......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiDLCf5u3s#t=60
BTW - here is a video of past and current members of Pass Pub Dummy Table......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSiDLCf5u3s#t=60
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I broke my tail bone (coccyx) once, was having a bit of pain and muscle spasms because of it. I go to the doctor, latex glove and KY is also how they set your coccyx. He mentioned something about how it might hurt a bit, just before I broke his finger 😱
Wuz that by flexing butt muscles or by spinning around? We need details about tales like this!!! 😀😀😀
I was on all fours on the examination table... it wasn't from spinning 😀 When it popped back in, it was immediate relief.
Moral of the story: Don't break your coccyx.
Moral of the story: Don't break your coccyx.
My wife broke her's - and nooooooooooo I did not have anything to do with it..... (but she hasn't had hiccups for years now.) 😀😀😀
Lucky you.
Many years ago, I had to see the guy for internal hemorrhoid surgery, caused by medication.
My lucky day, at the time he had a trainee doctor, a GREEK trainee.
Instead of just handing me a transfer paper to a surgeon, right, my MD preferred a KY go first.
And whatayaknow, then asked if his trainee could have seconds !
(disclaimer : any assumption that I had a Greek up my azz is partially a figment of your imagination)
My two functioning brain cells are going nutz with that!!! 
Ummmmm - question #1 - did he ask you out for a date later on?
Question #2 - did he look like this guy???
Ummmmm - question #1 - did he ask you out for a date later on?
Question #2 - did he look like this guy???
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At the time, out of curiosity, I asked the g/f if and what could be done to prevent getting hemorrhoids in general.
Trust me, you really do not wish to know the answer to that one.
Now I'm gonna have to go and look that one up on the 'net.
With any luck at all it will be az funny az the hiccup cure..... 😀😀😀
Ahhhhhh - I think that I have found a video of the guy that went in before you.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02eAuclXcZ4
With any luck at all it will be az funny az the hiccup cure..... 😀😀😀
Ahhhhhh - I think that I have found a video of the guy that went in before you.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02eAuclXcZ4
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