Amzing speed is because of yor puter
286 is pants
386 with math co processor toke same dudes to the Moon...
286 is pants
386 with math co processor toke same dudes to the Moon...
For a few dollars more - Smoker - YouTube
Proper Spaghetti western
And proper movie me was vidding last noche
Nosferatu Phantom der Nacht [1979] The arrival - YouTube
By the way whos got the original records?
All I could find is CD
Proper Spaghetti western
And proper movie me was vidding last noche
Nosferatu Phantom der Nacht [1979] The arrival - YouTube
By the way whos got the original records?
All I could find is CD
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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND/WALES CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...
Pizza's look good. I had one last night. It was smoked oyster and onion. My mouth was happy.
Yes, those pictures are of White Rock BC, a historic border town where I grew up. When the tide goes out, it really goes out. If you look on Google Earth you will see the surround tidal flats. Yes you can walk for lotso kms in and around the Boundary bay area. It's nice in the summer when the tide comes in across the sun drenched flats and you find a little tide pool to sit in. It is warm like bathwater. 🙂
Beissen = to bite
Korb = basket
(ß = double-s in modern German spelling, but pronounced as a sharp S)
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Lenin take Karl around factory and introduce Tony
Tony is just Tony that works in factory also good comrade.
So Lenin ask Tony a few questions to prove Karl that he has been good Teacher
So Tony what would you do if you have 2 Cars
Tony sez One for me one for Party
And what would you do if you have 2 houses
And Tony repeats one for me one for party
And Karl ask what do you do if you have to bicycles
I got 2 bicycles and you can FXXX off I am going for my lunch break now.
Tony is just Tony that works in factory also good comrade.
So Lenin ask Tony a few questions to prove Karl that he has been good Teacher
So Tony what would you do if you have 2 Cars
Tony sez One for me one for Party
And what would you do if you have 2 houses
And Tony repeats one for me one for party
And Karl ask what do you do if you have to bicycles
I got 2 bicycles and you can FXXX off I am going for my lunch break now.
But it says ONLY with worms in the poo-sausages right? Can you confirm that Jacco cause its really important to me.