The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[Zen Mod]

moi havin' Italian , ahem , car .......

 

[brianco]

NEVER reverse an Alfa with the handbrake even slightly engaged.....think I've mentioned this before! Alfa + wet road + Pierrellis......So this is what heaven is like???......
and I have to stay here for eternity???!

"Yes"

"Oh Hell"

"Yes"!!!!!!!

 

[Bksabath]

Itals don't use brakes!!!! They are very good at making a 4 lane road into 5 or 6 lanes of traffic too. 😱

Quite right

Which make me think "no way I wuld like to drive red car in Rome as not single car there is uncrashed some how. Trafic lights are there and work same time but dont think there is a proper translation for the meaning of different colors in Latin"

Yeah red car stil red car I don't think it will ever get to point when it will get proper name.

Now if it was Alfa I am shure bay now she wuld have one maybe like bag of bolts or rust bucket or Stuborn Lady but still much beter than red car.

Quite right about reverse on old Julia and Spider

Now it will be nice if I couldfind instruction on how to quote properly
I think I got chapter one sorted but wuld like to know how to post multiple quotes.

Any way my keyboard does not have USB thinghie is probably 20 years old

one of those whit klicki buttons like type writer
They don't make them like this any more
Paid £2 at local puter scrap yard.😉

 

[c2cthomas]

Quite right about reverse on old Julia and Spider

Now it will be nice if I couldfind instruction on how to quote properly
I think I got chapter one sorted but wuld like to know how to post multiple quotes.

You need to insert /QUOTE in brackets [] at the end of the sentence and then the header QUOTE to restart the next block.

Any way my keyboard does not have USB thinghie is probably 20 years old

one of those whit klicki buttons like type writer
They don't make them like this any more
Paid £2 at local puter scrap yard.😉

 

[c2cthomas]

Thinking of posting this at the dummies table in Pass Pub...😛

 

[jacco vermeulen]

Sorry, no can do, i'm orange blind.

 

[Zen Mod]

I'm totally blind

Qe?

 

[brianco]

and I'm blind drunk............

 

[c2cthomas]

Sorry, no can do, i'm orange blind.

Perhaps this is why you cannot see the warning sign on grinding machines??? 😉

Hmmmmmmmm.......... can't seem to find icon for bloody fingers....

 

[Zen Mod]

....
Hmmmmmmmm.......... can't seem to find icon for ..........

this one ?

 

[c2cthomas]

this one ?

Looks like that guy did a grinder modification to several fingers!!!😱😱😱

Only haz a couple of 'em left!! 😀😀😀

 

[jacco vermeulen]

see the sign

Has a sticker on it that states "not to be operated by gits".
Guess i must have misread the meaning.

 

[brianco]

Sorry, no can do, i'm orange blind.

So are we in Ireland!!!!😀

 

[c2cthomas]

So are we in Ireland!!!!😀

That is an inside one there matey - might need to use your Irish to English translator on it...... 😀😀😀

 

[brianco]

That remark is as close to real trouble I intend being involved with for quite a while.

 

[c2cthomas]

That remark is as close to real trouble I intend being involved with for quite a while.

Did ya ever finish reading the funny papers I thew at you over at the reading table????😀😀😀

 

[Vix]

Itals don't use brakes!!!!

Yeah, they assume that you'll use the gas pedal much more than the brake 😀
I drive a Fiat, with miscellaneous Alfa parts 🙂

 

[c2cthomas]

I drive a Fiat, with miscellaneous Alfa parts 🙂

My-my, what small hub caps you have grandmother.

The better to [......] you with my dear.....😀😀😀

 

[jacco vermeulen]

I'm sorry, i can't keep my eyes off the tire nipple, what did you say again ?

 

[c2cthomas]

I'm sorry, i can't keep my eyes off the tire nipple, what did you say again ?

The better to [......] you with my dear.....😀😀😀