The Best Movies Ever Made

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It's a thought, though Fotios may have to sacrifice his beloved ATB bike for nookie.

Instead of Bunuel and/or Deneuve talk : Crimes of Passion.
With China-Blue Miss Turner and the coke snorting, dildo-swaying, weirdo Anthony Perkins.

Le Coc-k est Mort. :clown:
 

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La Grande Bouffe

I rented it at the recommendation of an odd friend. I have to say it was a bit disturbing, but interesting....The food, sex, and deaths.

My wife still brings up the movie as one of my better pics (as she rolls her eyes into her head).

This movie has single handedly negated 13 years of chic flix I had to sit and watch in one fell swoop....and without a cameo from Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal or Jackie Chan.
 
other great films the critics didn't like -- the one which is forefront in my mind is "Hud" with Paul Newman, Patricia O'Neal, Melvyn Douglas -- the big circulation mags of the day didn't like it, mostly for the title.

the critics really panned "A Christmas Story" when it came out in 1983. my wife and I saw it with my sister and her husband and couldn't keep from uproariously laughing. it's now a classic and played around the clock on Christmas eve.
 
You've seen way too many movies.

Submerged subs are much safer than surfaced (vessels), even German U-boats couldn't run submerged for very long untill the 2nd half of ww2.
Sub officers main qualities are good communication skills and a decent sense of humor. (plus unsusceptible nostrils, oldy 2 and 3 cilinder subs were named pig boats for good reason)
=> Submarine snorkel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Old class mate of mine, the left 4-eyes on the picture at page 46.
Ex sub officer, ex head operations at navy staff, not exactly butch but one of the nicest blokes of the lot back then.
=> http://www.supplychainmagazine.nl/wp-content/uploads//2009/12/SCM06-044-048-scheepsbouw-2.pdf
 
So it seems the Germans copied the idea from Dutch engineers, strange name "the sniffer" but pretty funny.

Someone who has a sexual fetish for nuzzling someone else's ***hole with their nose.
I have seen many submarines movies (not all) but I also did my bit of reading. Your life was doomed if you were inside an U-boat (starting late '42?) and they knew it, snorkel equipped subs were few (1944?) and made life even more miserable (but less risky) inside a sub. I think a good sense of humor doesn't help much when you know your chances of returning home are pretty slim. Deep charges when you're submerged, bombers when you're not. Pretty stressing I'll say. Anyway, I feel attracted by the psychological drama those men had to endure.

Nowadays it's not that interesting, submarines are much safer.

one of the nicest blokes
Maybe not a coincidence. Can you imagine bully and irascible characters inside a sub?
 
I know your medical record but it's hard to believe. You seem to be a very nice bloke.

Ooops, forgot that I'm also a nice bloke but those I've sent to the hospital wouldn't believe it either.
 
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"Gray Lady Down" (virtual/reality oddbal David Carradine) and the oldy "Hell Below" (Jimmy giant nasus Durante) are memoral sub flics.


My experience with folks on the web is that the hardest barkers in the virtual galaxy are not much of a bite in the real deal.
(a person who is hyperactive, with a very low stress tolerance threshold, requires either a lot of physical exercise or plenty booz/smokes)
 
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Wow, I haven't seen those movies. Time for a search. Thanks.

My experience with folks on the web is that the hardest barkers in the virtual galaxy are not much of a bite in the real deal.
Not only on the net, in real life too. But beware of guys like me - looking calm and composed... those are really the dangerous ones. Volcanoes erupt rarely but when they do... watch out! 😀

I'll take plenty booze/smokes, thanks. Physical exercise is for others. 😀
 
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