That is also ambiguous. Many would say any rap "song" has terrible lyrics. 😀
Anyway, to move things along.......
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
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01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
Seems some have interpreted 'awful' as vulgar 🙁 I meant awful 😀
My bad
It might appear that I am guilty of that and may be I am but in my defence I'd like to point out that my contribution is awful on every level I can conceive.
Here is a link to the song for your delectation:
Smell Yo Dick Lyrics - YouTube
I am sure you'll agree that it is truly awful as well as vulgar.
Aggghh! My eyes!
😱
I had the volume turned down because my daughter was in the room.
That was really awful in a Maclean and Maclean kind of way.
Charles; if it was a contest your choice would win...
Cheers
Matt
😱
I had the volume turned down because my daughter was in the room.
That was really awful in a Maclean and Maclean kind of way.
Charles; if it was a contest your choice would win...
Cheers
Matt
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!.......................😱
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!.......................😱
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
Hey, I like that song.....It's actually about a failed marriage or relationship. My wife however thinks it is totally stupid, even if it was Dumbledore.
Hey, I like that song.....It's actually about a failed marriage or relationship. My wife however thinks it is totally stupid, even if it was Dumbledore.
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Yeah it's amazing how many people that do not understand that the "cake" is just a metaphor and actually think he's singing about a cake, LOL
.....with sweet green icing flowing down.......I just had to get out the vintage vinyl and play it last night......While looking I found an old favorite from the 60's that used to set my mom off on a tirade......
01 - Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap - 'I'm serious as cancer when I say, rhythm is a dancer'
02 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails - I want to F*** you like an animal, it brings me closer to god.
03 - Yummy Yummy Yummy - Ohio Express
04 - Da Da Da - Trio "Da Da Da..." (crappy Casio sounding keyboard as well)
05 - Something's Wrong - K's Choice - "when your girlfrind's got a penis
06 - Pussy - Lords of Acid "I wanna see your pussy Everybody says it's nice"
07 - Smell Yo' Dick - Riskay "Why you comin' home 5 in the mornin', somethin's goin' on, can I smell yo' dick?"
08 - Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani "This s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s, this s##t is Bananas, B a n a n a s,"
09 - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady -Flight Of The Conchords. "We're both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye (Put your lazy eye on me, girl)
She's smoking with an eye thats broken, I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
10 - How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away - Dan Hick And The Hot Licks.
11- Psyco Killer - Talking Heads
12 - Wiggle That Wotsit - The Hollies ("Wiggle that wotsit Shakin that shimmy Bring it up to me Ring a ding a ling me Turn me on...") Barf.
13 - Africa - Toto "I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"...just a clumsy rhyme...like the song though.
14 - MacArthur Park - Richard Harris (Someone left the cake out in the rain)
15 - Fresh Garbage - Spirit (Look beneath your lid some morning, See those things you didn't quite consume- The world's a can for Your fresh garbage) That's the entire song, repeated multiple times
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Maybe we can do this in less than a week, but some thinking IS required....."New" songs that are really old songs, at least 10 years between versions
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - Talk Talk 1984 - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - Talk Talk 1984 - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003
Ugh, some thinking required....it will take longer but... we can do it! Yes, we can.
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - Talk Talk 1984 - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
* Wow I didn't know 'It's my life' was a cover.
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - Talk Talk 1984 - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
* Wow I didn't know 'It's my life' was a cover.
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
01 - Last Kiss- Pearl Jam 1999- The Cavaliers 1964
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
09 - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Stones and Otis Redding '65, Devo '77
02 - Dissident Aggressor - Slayer 1988 - Judas Priest 1977
03 - It's My Life - No Doubt/Gwen Stefani 2003 - Talk Talk 1984
04 - Brother Warrior - Bonnie 'Prince' Billy 2000 - Kate Wolf 1985
05 - Black Magic Woman - Snowy White 1996 - Fleetwood Mac 1968
06 - Jambalaya (On the Bayou) - Jeff Healey (2008), Residents (1986), Hank Williams (1952)
07 - Once Bitten Twice Shy - Great White (1989), Ian Hunter (1975)
08 - I've Got a Little List - D'Oyly Carte, March 1885; Stewie from Family Guy I've Got a Little List - Family Guy Wiki
09 - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Stones and Otis Redding '65, Devo '77