A man , driving down the road , see a sign in front of a hovel .
" Talking Dog For Sale "
Stop the car, knocks on the door and the owner , who tells him that if you are interested in seeing it, the dog is in the backyard.
- Do you talk ? -
Yes, replied the dog.
When the man recovers from shock to have heard the animal, he says:
- What is your story?
The dog looks up and tells :
- Well , I discovered that I could talk about since childhood . So, as wanted to help the government , I told the CIA. In a second I prepared and had me traveling around the country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one could imagine that a dog they were understanding what they were saying . I was one of the spies of the CIA most valuable , for over eight years. But much traveling , I was tired and felt a bit old. I quit and I get for a job at the airport. I wanted to make lighter work , undercover spy : wandering near suspicious and listened to their comments. I discovered many illegal dealings and received many awards . Then I got married , I had many puppies and see me here , totally removed from the activity.
The guy is surprised , absorbed, ask the owner :
- How much for the dog? -
Ten dollars .
- Ten dollars , nothing more ? ?
But this dog is beyond logic!
Why sell it so cheap ? ?
- Because he's a f***ing liar . He never left the yard ... !
😀
" Talking Dog For Sale "
Stop the car, knocks on the door and the owner , who tells him that if you are interested in seeing it, the dog is in the backyard.
- Do you talk ? -
Yes, replied the dog.
When the man recovers from shock to have heard the animal, he says:
- What is your story?
The dog looks up and tells :
- Well , I discovered that I could talk about since childhood . So, as wanted to help the government , I told the CIA. In a second I prepared and had me traveling around the country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one could imagine that a dog they were understanding what they were saying . I was one of the spies of the CIA most valuable , for over eight years. But much traveling , I was tired and felt a bit old. I quit and I get for a job at the airport. I wanted to make lighter work , undercover spy : wandering near suspicious and listened to their comments. I discovered many illegal dealings and received many awards . Then I got married , I had many puppies and see me here , totally removed from the activity.
The guy is surprised , absorbed, ask the owner :
- How much for the dog? -
Ten dollars .
- Ten dollars , nothing more ? ?
But this dog is beyond logic!
Why sell it so cheap ? ?
- Because he's a f***ing liar . He never left the yard ... !
😀
-Darling, I'm afraid I have lost 4 pounds
-But that's not a bad thing!
-Sure, tell the Colombians waiting me out there...
-But that's not a bad thing!
-Sure, tell the Colombians waiting me out there...
a dying grandpa to grand son:
-take this gun, it's for you...
-can i have your Rolex instead?
-why? if you find your wife in bed with another man,
are you going to say times up!
-take this gun, it's for you...
-can i have your Rolex instead?
-why? if you find your wife in bed with another man,
are you going to say times up!
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