Or what it’s used for…. Used in their production. Wound up a little tight to enjoy that.
C3PO: “I’m NOT going in THERE! Oh, I’m going to regret this….”
This is why in every TV show and movie plot the characters can't work together without sleeping together. It is all Hollywood knows.
On a side note:
Find someone that looks at you like this
On a side note:
Find someone that looks at you like this
I really wish we had 😆 and 🤣 emojis to go along with the thumbs up and thanks options. So many of these posts have me LOLing...
JC Penny tea pot.
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A story that makes me laugh:
A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, "Martha, soon I will be gone, and there's something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you meant by good reasons?"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery for no charge."
"I recall that", said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember whe you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, "Martha, soon I will be gone, and there's something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you meant by good reasons?"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery for no charge."
"I recall that", said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember whe you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
We have a thread for that.
https://www.diyaudio.com/community/threads/something-to-lighten-the-mood.351277/
A man and his wife retire one day and the man is sitting at the table doing the household accounting.
He says that he doesn't know how they are going to make it, there just isn't enough money coming in.
The wife says there's only one thing to do and goes into the bedroom, comes out an hour later wearing a miniskirt, wig and makeup, and slams the front door as she walks out.
Three days later she walks in looking very disheveled and slams money on the table, saying- "there's $750.10!" The guy says- "who the hell gave you 10 cents?"
She says- "they all did."
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