Oxymorons

[Cal Weldon]

Working vacation.

 

[AVWERK]

Richard Nixon

 

[kelticwizard]

Correctional institution.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Alone together.

 

[Apex Jr]

From the wife:

Petite size 12

 

[CLS]

Pin-point images.

 

[2g60s]

100% undermanned man made fibers. label on back of through rug

 

[Cal Weldon]

Unbiased opinion.

 

[AlanL]

Just ran into one in wikipedia...

Peaceful nuclear explosions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

which use though...

'Oh, how peaceful that nuclear explosion was.'

or maybe

'Oh, how peaceful it's been since that nuclear explosion.'

 

[JoeDJ]

Rap Music

With apologies to any rap fan....... good one!

 

[kevinahcc20]

Cable thread

 

[Cal Weldon]

Original copy.

 

[rayma]

True believer.

 

[chrisb]

grateful teenager

 

[kelticwizard]

Secure computer network.

 

[Jonathan Bright]

We have all heard of "Doctors without Borders", one of our daughters is a member of "Engineers without Boarders" but I have always thought that "Cartographers without Boarders" would be an interesting organization............

 

[Max Headroom]

Spell Checker Gotcha...

Hi Jonathon.
"Engineers without Boarders"....is that some kind of self help group ??? .

Dan.

 

[Jonathan Bright]

How true, thank you...........and I notice that getting "o's" and "a's" confused is not just my problem!
For a recent example see #97 above...........i.e. JonathAn.
Over here in Qld the local hero from the Rugby League team the Townsville "Cowboys" has mucked it up for all us "Jonathan's" because he is spelt Johnathon.
I get all three and the best way to explain it is to point out that Jonathan is a really a compound word combining JO and NATHAN...that is, "gift of God", ha ha.
Regards to the West,
Cheers, Jonathan

 

[Max Headroom]

touché, hahaha, lol.

I typed one version, thought about it and then forgot to check for your spelling....an act of one of the malevolent gods.
So, I'll just call you Jonno in future .

Respect regards, Dan.

 

[kevinahcc20]

Working retiree