OS Creating Keyboard Malware

Right ok so.
We have a starting post about operating systems, keyboards, and malware, which then morphs into a conversation about the time line of a search engine start up.
Shall we assume Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Gmphadte is bored and is looking for entertainment 😀
 
Is the tennis ball yellow, or green ?
Does the universe exist in atoms, or does it exist on the skin of the atoms ?
Do we even believe in atoms, or do we prefer muons ?
Do we even exist at all.
Maybe this is all just a dream of a lunatic spaghetti monster high on the dust made from ground up angels.