Making a living out of tubes? (A little off-topic)

[Tubelab_com]

The old NOMA lights DO look better than the present (most likely Chinese) WalMart bulbs.

The old (early 60's) bubble lights used Methylene Chloride because of its low boiling point. Break one and it will eat paint and melt some plastics. I still have a string of them from my childhood and they still work. They don't get used again until the youngest grandkids get a bit older. Shiny things fascinate the 2 year old.

Put one on each side of your input tube and you won't believe how good your amp sounds

The magnetic fields from the transformers interfere with their absorption abilities. Shakti Stones must be installed on each transformer prior to use of the Bubble Purifiers.......Complete kit, only $995. But wait, there is more call NOW and we will include a Magic Power Cord for no additional charge to the first 100 callers!

 

[smoking-amp]

Uh-Oh, Monsanto or Dupont methylene chloride.

Seems like railroad accident pictures always have a de-railed, leaking, tanker of that nasty stuff. Non-flammable at least. Ah-Ha, always look for the silver lining, I mean, new features! The Miracle Fluid even puts out amplifier fires when over-heated.

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Now here's another miracle tube add-on to sell:

The Singing Angels Carousel. Runs off tube heat also, and it's much easier to install over tubes (tubes just placed in a circle). The ringing bells will need an On/Off selector. (just raise or lower the bells) Great for carillon music accompaniment certainly.

Maybe have the hanging ringers click across the tube tops if you have harmonious acoustic tube resonances (use some frame grid tubes).

And, finally, my best shot. Combine both.
Use the gold fan to spin above the tubes, but then put several bubblers up top of that in a multiple spread V carousel pattern (or a convergent inverted V carousel pattern), spinning around and bubbling away. Hypnotizing tube enhancement. Easy to make and install even.

 

[hpeter]

" 100€ ,,,, "

TUBE SONIC BUBBLERS!!!!

The super-critically heated fluid (found only in selected pyramids) acts like a heat pump to cool your expensive tubes, absorbing micro-phonic vibrations in the process, vaporizing all interference effortlessly. Squeaky harmonics, noise and hysteresis are vaporized away. Your worries are gone, like bubbles in Champagne. Mesmerizing, soothing, cheerful visual effects bring miraculous fluidity to all sonic qualities in your system. This is the most important sound enhancement you will EVER add to your system. Quantities limited, so get them while supplies last. Soon to be invaluable collectors items, sonic and visual treasures passed down for generations.

put this into snakeoil thread, and you are set. 😀

 

[Wavebourn]

I've listed one more amp on ePay, this time I set a "Make an offer" listing instead of an auction type... Let's see how it works...

High End Push-pull vacuum tube amplifier prototype, unique | eBay