How many group members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation
of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb groups about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again....
P.S. this was meant to be funny, Humours, laughter as we have all done it!
Zero 😀
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation
of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb group
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb groups about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again....
P.S. this was meant to be funny, Humours, laughter as we have all done it!
Zero 😀
You forgot at least one (me) to complain that the .jpg file size of the lightbulb in question is 680K and it takes forever to download.
... and at least 38 members sharing their experiences about how changing the light bulb in their bathroom has improved their system' s sound...😀
you forgot the mod, who will move the thread into some nirvana, because he has no commercial interest in light bulbs.
And at least one member claiming that the noticed effect of changing the light bulb can be explained by psychooptics, and that it's likely there are no measurable differences in light at all.
Rune
Rune
thread hijacking
4 post to question and share experience regarding neon light, battery power light, the kind of stand/stood should be used when changing toilet rolls😀
The Butcher
4 post to question and share experience regarding neon light, battery power light, the kind of stand/stood should be used when changing toilet rolls😀
The Butcher
5 to tell you that you should read the datasheet of the bulb first before exchanging it
80 to ask for a group buy of light bulbs and 2 organizing this
5 claiming that their modification of a 40W-bulb is much brighter than any ordinary 200W-bulb
1 to tell you that you need at least a 1000W-bulb to see the light muhahahaha
80 to ask for a group buy of light bulbs and 2 organizing this
5 claiming that their modification of a 40W-bulb is much brighter than any ordinary 200W-bulb
1 to tell you that you need at least a 1000W-bulb to see the light muhahahaha
A puritan fundametalist moderator how deletes the thread without comment, because he found out lightbulbs may be uses for frivolous purposes.
(like happened shortly ago, once more. Must be some kind of Taliban - moderator)
(like happened shortly ago, once more. Must be some kind of Taliban - moderator)
Good one......
Looks like someone took up my job as forum comedian.
Edit: For the noobs who may not have ever seen these:
http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3573
http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3528
Jocko
Looks like someone took up my job as forum comedian.
Edit: For the noobs who may not have ever seen these:
http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3573
http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3528
Jocko
Few will say this matched pair has to be connected to matching sources with matching cables, what silver.... nooooo GOLD
- one will amplify importance (EMI etc..) of exact filaments aligning in double or quad application
- two will discuss resulting coherence lenght
- two will discuss resulting coherence lenght
Wrong!
WRONG!!!!!!!
It takes 2001 :
One is holding the light bulb
2000 are turning your house around.....
Ciao, Tino
Da5id4Vz said:
WRONG!!!!!!!
It takes 2001 :
One is holding the light bulb
2000 are turning your house around.....
Ciao, Tino
If you upgraded to an oxygen free bulb with a capacitor bypassed inductive filament you could change to a "brighter light stage"??? with a tighter warmer light field ???
groan.......
groan.......
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