Help me choose a woman that my speakers will approve of.

[peteleoni]

There is a possibility your loudspeakers will like this one

Per "leggy" speaker above ^
No, but there is a very strong possibility my ex wife would.

 

[peteleoni]

What would happen if she was biased, like a large electrostatic panel?

Well, I wouldnt elect that one, but about half of us would.

 

[WSJ]

You could rent a pair.........of speakers or maybe........

 

[peteleoni]

Well, if I needed to rent a pair I would be a Bose owner....phraaaadump, da dump, crash.

 

[ishiru]

search the one who has a pair of horns or electrostats

then, both of you can be a match pair

 

[WSJ]

You can borrow my antique electroshock treatment instrument. It needs new tubes after so many hours of use. It has a large power resistor in series with the power line to limit the treatment current.

 

[peteleoni]

search the one who has a pair of horns or electrostats

then, both of you can be a match pair

This month in Stereophile, we test the new Stepford Electrostatics, and discuss the bounty on previous biological units, Is this a good thing? On stands now.

 

[peteleoni]

You can borrow my antique electroshock treatment instrument. It needs new tubes after so many hours of use. It has a large power resistor in series with the power line to limit the treatment current.

Different device, but doctors in the 1900s got *paid* to treat *hysteria*, now those ladies probably did not complain about big horn on the Victrola.

 

[peteleoni]

You guys are another George Burns, but I am not happy with where that leaves me (-:

 

[peteleoni]

You can borrow my antique electroshock treatment instrument. It needs new tubes after so many hours of use. It has a large power resistor in series with the power line to limit the treatment current.

The one they use on me says "Bybee BrainTorch" on the logo

 

[fredex]

Sounds medieval and painful, but ok.

No... computer renderings of women.... no women will be harmed. But not knowing your speakers I would not know where to start.
This thread sounds a bit familiar.

 

[DavidL]

I changed my wife out for a snake oil model and my speakers from two rooms over in the kitchen asked what I had done. "She sounds so much better now!"

 

[badman]

My speakers tolerate my wife sharing their space, but they're none too happy having to cohabitate, sometimes. I guess they feel that since they are many and she is one, and they tend to be bigger than her, she's just a nuisance, but I try to explain to them that she's the reason I'm at home loving them, not out enjoying my life.

 

[peteleoni]

Yeah, but it was a post in a serious thread, this one is in the right place, silly land.

 

[peteleoni]

My speakers tolerate my wife sharing their space, but they're none too happy having to cohabitate, sometimes. I guess they feel that since they are many and she is one, and they tend to be bigger than her, she's just a nuisance, but I try to explain to them that she's the reason I'm at home loving them, not out enjoying my life.

Ahhh.... Love it! A truly cerebral smartas, I would fold but I don't have enough synss.

 

[peteleoni]

I changed my wife out for a snake oil model and my speakers from two rooms over in the kitchen asked what I had done. "She sounds so much better now!"

Speakers are a much better judge of women. Right away, they can detect if they have been reconed or original, men simply can not or dont really care. I always trust my speakers judgment, not that pandering to them makes them have more output.