Grandpa's dilemma -- wait time at Macy's for Santa

[jackinnj]

Take the grand-daughter to the local gin mill for a Manhattan (me) and Shirley Temple (her) and wait for the hoi pollis to head back to Queens?

 

[Pano]

Is that three and a half hours wait??

 

[SY]

May as well hire your own fat wino and rent him the suit.

 

[brig001]

I suppose a lot depends on your ages. I remember when my children were small, bladder control wasn't up to a 3 1/2 hour wait, and now I'm getting older... 😀

A Manhattan sounds like a better plan to me.

Brian

 

[Absconditus]

I could have sworn that I posted here. Must be magic?

 

[SY]

It's the magic of Christmas. Rules breaking posts quietly deleted without points being given. How sweet is THAT?

 

[jacco vermeulen]

(back in the old days, when someone had to wait 3.5 hrs for an audience with Santa, he was called Madoff)

 

[Absconditus]

It's the magic of Christmas. Rules breaking posts quietly deleted without points being given. How sweet is THAT?

It is a timely reminder to the civilised people of the world that they will never understand America. Oh yes, the obligatory 😉

 

[Deleted member 24284]

(back in the old days, when someone had to wait 3.5 hrs for an audience with Santa, he was called Madoff)

Wow.

So Madoff was Santa?