Funniest snake oil theories

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Yes, some of them are, but most of the irksome, non-linear, spurious behaviours are casually dumped into the "I don't want to think about this!" basket. One of my special "joys" is static effects, resulting from materials such as insulators doing the finger sign to Ohm's Law, as least as far as looking simplistically at what's going on is concerned. I'm finding a current setup is more susceptible to this, than power line interference - go figure ... !
I can't figure it out.
Since I've been testing for such, for 30 years or so, on and off, I tend to think I've got a bit of a handle on it by now ...
Sounds like you have it figured out. I must still be on level one.
 
I've seen the behaviour many times - people tune into, go listen to audio systems that sound like a hifi, rather than are natural ... a little voice inside says a rig should sound like a hifi, if it doesn't then there must be something wrong with it, 🙂. Where I differ is that I don't listen to the mechanical aspects of the replay, I'm comparing it to the 'tonality' of all the natural sounds that are around me all the time - a "good" system should match that quality, not stand out as being distinctively different as an experience - this for one means that the volume can be up to almost ridiculous levels and it doesn't sound "wrong", it matches your well established memories of how real sounds come across when they are very intense ..
 
All of this wouldn't matter if the human hearing system wasn't as good as it is - it's capable of soaking up a tremendous dynamic range, while still keeping track of subtle things going on; this is why many audio systems don't make the grade, they're not capable of presenting that dynamic range cleanly ...

source? Or link to?

Or is this another thing so obvious it requires no corroborating evidence?
 
I would put this into "everyone experiences it, so what's there to prove" category - a good example is listening to a symphonic climax in a concert hall, where there can a huge wash of intricate sound enveloping you, yet the contribution of a single instrument or voice can be clearly heard. And yet further - the conductor is copping an even more extreme blast of this sound, yet can pick the misbehaviour of a single player amidst the cacophany ...
 
I wouldn't get too fussed, Dan ... most people don't get their systems working well enough to be able to hear these effects, hence the general ridiculing of such things. In the meantime all the silly, expensive snake oil products will continue to flood the market, because the "intelligent crowd" refuse to accept that there can be any sort of an effect - if a few more synapses fired properly then there would be some decent, serious investigation - and the need for 'snake oil' would steadily evaporate ...

Cable directivity, you don't believe in that do you Frank!
 
Have never experienced or experimented with such, but have come across a few behaviours that just don't make sense, at first sighting - so I would be loath to say that it's something that can't happen. If it does, there will be some underlying, rational explanation - I aim to always hardwire all cables, one of the first things I do - and that makes a lot of the cable 'behaviours' go away. My experience is that a lot of subtle effects occur because of the relatively poor integrity of the metal to metal contact at the cable connector ends ...
 
All of this wouldn't matter if the human hearing system wasn't as good as it is - it's capable of soaking up a tremendous dynamic range, while still keeping track of subtle things going on; this is why many audio systems don't make the grade, they're not capable of presenting that dynamic range cleanly ...

I suggest you are confusing two different subjects.

Most RECORDING systems are not capable of acquiring this level of detail. I do mean system, from transducer to storage medium. Most analog playback systems can produce from inaudible to permanent damage hearing just fine if they were given the input.

A subject of much study is our ability to focus on a correlated sound mixed with many others. The "comment across the room" ability. It is truly amazing and not well understood. What we do know is it is a signals processing ability. They have identified sections of the brain which seem to work on it. It is not dynamic range.
 
I would love to see some real research done on cable directivity at audio frequencies, even say digital up to the low GHzs.
Now if 10mm of cable can be directional, what about PCB traces, are they directional and if so how do you know which way to route a signal?
And finally AC signals, any comments..
 
A subject of much study is our ability to focus on a correlated sound mixed with many others. The "comment across the room" ability. It is truly amazing and not well understood. What we do know is it is a signals processing ability.
That's why I used the phrase "soaking up" - if one is focused on a particular sound then the "other" sounds can swing wildly between volume extremes but the listener does not lose track of that sound which he is concentrating on. And that's what one should be capable of doing when listening to playback, that's a quality marker.

I would beg to differ about the ability of recording systems to capture the detail that makes it possible - I have experienced many times a degree of amazement with old, 'poor' recordings - at an earlier stage I have thought, this is too messy, too confused a recording, it will never unravel enough to allow me to hear 'into it' - but, lo and behold, a sufficient extra degree of refinement of the audio playback further down the track, becomes just that little bit extra needed for the "signals processing ability" to kick in, and get the job done.
 
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Have never experienced or experimented with such, but have come across a few behaviours that just don't make sense, at first sighting - so I would be loath to say that it's something that can't happen. If it does, there will be some underlying, rational explanation - I aim to always hardwire all cables, one of the first things I do - and that makes a lot of the cable 'behaviours' go away. My experience is that a lot of subtle effects occur because of the relatively poor integrity of the metal to metal contact at the cable connector ends ...

Bad connections do pass the pauseable physics test for audible problems in the audio chain. Cable directionality carrying AC does not. Grain structure and micro-diodes are valid theories in the lab, but even less valid in the real world than skin effect. They serve only as foundation to the best lie, one based on a grain (sorry) of truth.

Lets look at bad connections so we can separate physics from snake oil:

Poor metal to metal contact is most frequently caused by fretting corrosion. I am sure everyone has re-seated a connection and had a problem go away.

It is common belief that if you have gold plated connectors, you don't get any oxide. That would be true if the thickness of the gold (both halves) was sufficiently thick as not to have any micro-pours. Well, bad news is typical plating is about 5 times too thin. This allows the oxidation of the substrate, tin/nickel/copper to bleed through the pores. Micro fretting (vibration) causes these oxides to ball-up, actually lifting the contact points apart with insulating oxides. Re-seating the connector wipes these away for a time.

This is not difficult to prevent. All you must do is prevent any oxygen from getting into the connection. I know three ways; solder/weld, extreme high force, or as the phone and automotive companies figured out 40 years ago, petroleum jelly in the connector.

Neither high pressure or grease enjoys wide spread application in hi-fi as far as I can tell. Carmoline was about as close as we got. Screw terminal blocks were pretty close to high pressure when we were smart enough to use them for speakers. I do note, in most micro 20 turn pots that are sealed have grease over the contact strip. Jump into your WAYBACK machine to the days of TV tuners, and we routinely hosed down the tuner contacts with Blue Stuff. When I built my TVR electrical system, I used Packard Weather-Pak connectors and made sure both the crimps and the pins were well covered in grease. This allowed me to completely banish "Lucas, the prince of darkness" from the car. Ironic, the Lucas bullet connectors were a very good design had they been greased.

Did you pick up that detail? The crimp inside the connector matters too.

PS: Actually, soldering has it's own long term problems For practical sake, a good solder joint will outlast the electrolytic caps, so it is not a problem within design life-cycle of consumer audio. I will let others here who have deeper expertise in that subject comment further if they wish.
 
Thanks for that rundown, tvrgeek. Especially interesting about the gold plating issues, I hadn't seen it explained as such before - I definitely found that the typical audio gold connectors useless for maintaining integrity.

Petroleum jelly I have tried, several times, but for whatever reason it has not worked for me - in audio at least. Very high pressure, engineered connectors appeals strongly to me - if anyone can recommend some existing system out there, most likely not in audio, I would be interested in knowing about it ...
 
Wow, directional cable! Was the AC signal going back and forth from the turntable to the amp or was it going forth and back from the turntable to the amp? With your idea in mind, I changed the direction of my cables and even put an arrow on them so the signal or I wouldn't get confused. After a few minutes of listening, my wife, who is no audiophile, came into the room and exclaimed "That's amazing, whatever you did made no change in the sound."

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That's why I used the phrase "soaking up" - if one is focused on a particular sound then the "other" sounds can swing wildly between volume extremes but the listener does not lose track of that sound which he is concentrating on. And that's what one should be capable of doing when listening to playback, that's a quality marker.

I would beg to differ about the ability of recording systems to capture the detail that makes it possible - I have experienced many times a degree of amazement with old, 'poor' recordings - at an earlier stage I have thought, this is too messy, too confused a recording, it will never unravel enough to allow me to hear 'into it' - but, lo and behold, a sufficient extra degree of refinement of the audio playback further down the track, becomes just that little bit extra needed for the "signals processing ability" to kick in, and get the job done.

I call BS on this. Frank you haven't shown us one single concrete example of what you have done in the past 30 years since you have joined this website to make an audio system do what you claim it can do to your own satisfaction. All you've done is talk about how you have "discovered" this or that but you don't tell us anything. It's always up to us to make our own discoveries through your clues. 🙄
Okay, so tell us how this magic component further down the track is going to make a silk purse out of that horribly recorded sound track? I myself consider what "improvements" you are hearing as just your brain giving up and accepting the sound as "better". This is also the explanation of 99.9% of the so called "burn in" factor people like to use. It's NOT that the sound changed, it's because your brain adjusted to the sound over time.
 
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