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"It puts the lotion in the basket."
..."It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again".
Scott Glenn as Jack Crawford - Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Coach Norton: So..you boys take care of that bitch that was gonna marry Silverman?
Wayne: Uhh yeah, we snuffed that bitch, just like you said.
Coach Norton: Good! How'd ya do it?
Wayne: We um...
J.D.: Ate her...
Wayne: Yea, we ate her
J.D.: ALIVE
Coach Norton: My hat goes off to you, you boys are smart, that's the perfect crime.
Coach Norton (R. Lee Ermey) - "For Pete's sake, she's gettin' away! Go chop her head off or somethin'!"
...R. Lee Ermey, Steve Zahn, and Jack Black - Saving Silverman (2001)
Full Metal Jacket - 1987...
R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Matthew Modine as Private Joker
Vincent D'Onofrio as Private Gomer Pyle
Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ********! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you WILL bunk with him! He'll teach you everything; he'll teach you how to pee!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks??
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
...Full Metal Jacket (1987)
"I'm rolling prices back to 1965."
"Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?"
"Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it?"
"Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture? Anybody?? Anybody at all..."
...Michael Douglas as William 'D-Fens' Foster - Falling Down (1993)
Sling Blade - 1996:
"I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.. Mmm."
"Reckon you make me some biscuits.. Mmm."
"I like them French fried potaters.. Mmm."
"You ought not talk that way. You just a boy.. Mmm."
"I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.. Mmm."
"I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.. Mmm."
Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it.. Mmm.
Doyle: To call the police, you push 911 then just tell 'em to bring an ambulance, or a "hearst" if you're gonna kill me...
Karl: [on the phone] Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.. Mmm.
...Billy Bob Thornton as Karl Childers - Sling Blade (1996)
Hank Grotowski: "I'm not sure what you want me to do."
Leticia Musgrove: "I want you to make me feel good..."
Billy Bob Thornton & Halle Berry - Monster's Ball (2001)
[dreaming]...
Terry: Beavers and Ducks!
Terry: Do you smell burning feathers?
Terry: Does anybody else hear that damn ringing?!?!
Terry: I've got a bell tower, inside my head!!
Terry: Tinnitus, that's what they call it...
...Billy Bob Thornton as Terry Lee Collins - Bandits (2001)
Doc Holliday: "I'm your huckleberry."
Val Kilmer - Tombstone (1993)
..."It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again".
Scott Glenn as Jack Crawford - Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Coach Norton: So..you boys take care of that bitch that was gonna marry Silverman?
Wayne: Uhh yeah, we snuffed that bitch, just like you said.
Coach Norton: Good! How'd ya do it?
Wayne: We um...
J.D.: Ate her...
Wayne: Yea, we ate her
J.D.: ALIVE
Coach Norton: My hat goes off to you, you boys are smart, that's the perfect crime.
Coach Norton (R. Lee Ermey) - "For Pete's sake, she's gettin' away! Go chop her head off or somethin'!"
...R. Lee Ermey, Steve Zahn, and Jack Black - Saving Silverman (2001)
Full Metal Jacket - 1987...
R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Matthew Modine as Private Joker
Vincent D'Onofrio as Private Gomer Pyle
Private Joker: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ********! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you WILL bunk with him! He'll teach you everything; he'll teach you how to pee!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks??
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
...Full Metal Jacket (1987)
"I'm rolling prices back to 1965."
"Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?"
"Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it?"
"Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture? Anybody?? Anybody at all..."
...Michael Douglas as William 'D-Fens' Foster - Falling Down (1993)
Sling Blade - 1996:
"I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.. Mmm."
"Reckon you make me some biscuits.. Mmm."
"I like them French fried potaters.. Mmm."
"You ought not talk that way. You just a boy.. Mmm."
"I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.. Mmm."
"I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.. Mmm."
Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?
Karl: I aim to kill you with it.. Mmm.
Doyle: To call the police, you push 911 then just tell 'em to bring an ambulance, or a "hearst" if you're gonna kill me...
Karl: [on the phone] Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.. Mmm.
...Billy Bob Thornton as Karl Childers - Sling Blade (1996)
Hank Grotowski: "I'm not sure what you want me to do."
Leticia Musgrove: "I want you to make me feel good..."
Billy Bob Thornton & Halle Berry - Monster's Ball (2001)
[dreaming]...
Terry: Beavers and Ducks!
Terry: Do you smell burning feathers?
Terry: Does anybody else hear that damn ringing?!?!
Terry: I've got a bell tower, inside my head!!
Terry: Tinnitus, that's what they call it...
...Billy Bob Thornton as Terry Lee Collins - Bandits (2001)
Doc Holliday: "I'm your huckleberry."
Val Kilmer - Tombstone (1993)
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Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
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Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
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No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
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My mama used to say that America's the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top.
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Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
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Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
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No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
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My mama used to say that America's the big melting pot. You bring it to a boil and all the scum rises to the top.
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"You wanna smoke and a pancake" - Austin Powers Movie
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does what ever a Spider Pig does!" - Homer Simpson
"D'oh!" - Homer Simpson
"We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus." - Peter Griffin
"Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman. " - Peter Griffin
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does what ever a Spider Pig does!" - Homer Simpson
"D'oh!" - Homer Simpson
"We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus." - Peter Griffin
"Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman. " - Peter Griffin
"That's no moon, Its a Space Station" Obiwan from SW 4 A New Hope
"American Spaceship components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAWAIN!" Russian Dude from Armageddon
" If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go To Hell', If I were human" Spock from ST VI: The Undiscovered Country
" One Nation, Under Me..." Morgan Freeman as God from Evan Almighty
" Oh no you did not just shoot that green S*** at me!" Steve from Independence Day
"American Spaceship components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAWAIN!" Russian Dude from Armageddon
" If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go To Hell', If I were human" Spock from ST VI: The Undiscovered Country
" One Nation, Under Me..." Morgan Freeman as God from Evan Almighty
" Oh no you did not just shoot that green S*** at me!" Steve from Independence Day
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