Cheating when the wife leaves

[tonyEE]

In the US we got those soft closing toilet seats.

Work,
I did in a place
With Toto soft
warmed toilet
seats.
Weird
It was.
Soft closing.
Electronic dispensing
Cleansing
Back door water.
DIY
I would trust
not.

 

[Ixnay]

Yah, I am more of an old-fashioned DIY guy too.

 

[Freedom666]

She finds out what he "did to the room" by reading this forum and showing all the world the room being ugly.

He would have to hear her complains the next weeks, months, years.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes

 

[Ixnay]

It is a chance, as she reads only audiophile journals all day long.

 

[mordikai]

deny deny deny