At last: the ultimate, science-proven audiophile-grade cable is available

[Elvee]

Have your credit-card ready, it's there:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2023/09/230921154505.htm

 

[Galu]

Is the development of the cable still at the alpha stage or has it progressed to the beta stage?

 

[Guerilla]

So the reason exterterestial life havent been proven, is that they used the wrong cables. This will revolutionize life as we know it😲

 

[newvirus2008]

Is the development of the cable still at the alpha stage or has it progressed to the beta stage?

Double beta !! Yes, I read the whole article !!!

 

[Galu]

@newvirus2008

You certainly did! 😀

"Every step we take to eliminate interfering radioactivity gets us closer to finding evidence for dark matter or neutrinoless double beta decay."

Your dedication to the pursuit of humour is to be congratulated!

 

[lcsaszar]

Where is the nearest dealer of Q-Flex? I need a couple of meters.

 

[lineup]

Should be a blind test to see if it sounds better 😀

 

[newvirus2008]

Your dedication to the pursuit of humour is to be congratulated!

Thanks, novel cables have always been funny !

Should be a blind test to see if it sounds better 😀

Blind anyway, since it's meant to find get closer to finding evidence for 'dark' matter.

 

[lcsaszar]

Double beta decay should be observed by double blind test.

 

[geoffkait]

I think I just figured out what the ticking noises are in my system.

 

[StevenCrook]

Do you have to run the cables on little wooden pagoda blocks for ultimate fidelity?

 

[StevenCrook]

I think I just figured out what the ticking noises are in my system

That's woodworm eating your speakers...

 

[Fast Eddie D]

If I start listening to neutrino and dark matter music, I might check out a set.

 

[Galu]

If I start listening to neutrino and dark matter music...

The Neutrinos is a UK indie rock band.

While Dark Matter is a UK progressive hard rock/metal band.

 

[Fast Eddie D]

Maybe I need to assemble a set.

 

[StevenCrook]

Maybe I need to assemble a set

There's a guy on AliExpress who selling it $5 a metre. That's got to be genuine. Right? After all there are tons of reviews from happy customers....