Okay then, enlighten us to what they actually do, and how that effect is achieved, and what measurable changes are implemented. Genuine request.Again, there seems to recurring confusion in this thread about a number of things. I keep trying to explain that bybees, like most other products, don't literally live up to the advertising puffery. That has zero to do with whether or not they can do something to sound and whether or not it is measurable. Two entirely different subjects.
Besides spouting ridiculous lies in their marketing material and claim effects that are physically impossible. "Electron polarity" 🤣
Alien delta quadrant quantum tech from a rogue Species 116, Blame Janeway. 😱
These are the "Gold" models and it works even when they are still in the packaging and even on the car when you come back from the store, it consumes less, is much more frank in the turns and brakes in a fraction of a second.Some bybees apparently improve audio and video component performance just by being nearby.
I know a guy who can make you look better to your wife just by standing nearby.Some bybees apparently improve audio and video component performance just by being nearby.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣I know a guy who can make you look better to your wife just by standing nearby.
What they actually are would be a start.Okay then, enlighten us to what they actually do, and how that effect is achieved, and what measurable changes are implemented. Genuine request.
Besides spouting ridiculous lies in their marketing material and claim effects that are physically impossible. "Electron polarity" 🤣
My guess: a piece of wire with an epoxy jacket. Possibly a low-value wire-wound resistor.
I like companies like this, though. They're proper Robin Hood, robbing the rich and gullible and paying tax so the rest of us get healthcare and policemen.
A strong toy magnet as a surround for the wire, like the ferrite magnets used as shields / suppressors on monitor cables?
Polarized electrons, indeed...you would attract interest from some top nuclear labs if you can achieve that.
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Polarized electrons, indeed...you would attract interest from some top nuclear labs if you can achieve that.
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Aye, the various Nobel Prize committees are overlooking the Audiophoolers just as they are Laboratories Garnier.A strong toy magnet as a surround for the wire, like the ferrite magnets used as shields / suppressors on monitor cables?
Polarized electrons, indeed...you would attract interest from some top nuclear labs if you can achieve that.
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James Hunt knew what the breakfast of champions was!Right, and Wheaties are just food, not precisely the breakfast of champions.
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At least we'll be able to buy cheap kits from china then.We appear to be sinking into audio Feng Shui.
Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.James Hunt knew what the breakfast of champions was!
Are you just that bored? Or did you really think "Maybe this time, if I bring up a topic that always elicits ridicule, on a thread designed to ridicule such things, just maybe, I will change some minds."I keep trying to explain that ...
"How it Works: The QSE affects the polarity of all electrons and protons within it’s magnetic field, 🙄
NO NO NO NO NO.
Extra dummy points for improper word usage that sticks out like a sore thumb. Marketers are liars by any measure, but I find it hard to believe that advertising companies can't hire employees fluent in English.
Changing polarity of fermions such as protons and electrons will turn the affected particle into its antimatter. It could be that the technology is used by species 116 to generate antimatter for their infamous FTL quantum slipstream drive. Extreme caution can not be overstated in using such dangerous alien tech. Regular mortals with shallow understanding should stay away from the artefact at all cost.
In fact, sensible mortals can stay away from that shoddy bybee 'artifacts' at no cost at all. 😀Regular mortals with shallow understanding should stay away from the artefact at all cost.
Remember when the Large Hadron Collider was about to be switched on? The fears that it was going to create a black hole that'd suck us all over its event horizon? I'm more worried about someone switching on his audiophool instalation and all those beebies doing their subatomic mischiefChanging polarity of fermions such as protons and electrons will turn the affected particle into its antimatter. It could be that the technology is used by species 116 to generate antimatter for their infamous FTL quantum slipstream drive. Extreme caution can not be overstated in using such dangerous alien tech. Regular mortals with shallow understanding should stay away from the artefact at all cost.
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