Funniest snake oil theories

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Again, there seems to recurring confusion in this thread about a number of things. I keep trying to explain that bybees, like most other products, don't literally live up to the advertising puffery. That has zero to do with whether or not they can do something to sound and whether or not it is measurable. Two entirely different subjects.
Okay then, enlighten us to what they actually do, and how that effect is achieved, and what measurable changes are implemented. Genuine request.

Besides spouting ridiculous lies in their marketing material and claim effects that are physically impossible. "Electron polarity" 🤣
 
Okay then, enlighten us to what they actually do, and how that effect is achieved, and what measurable changes are implemented. Genuine request.

Besides spouting ridiculous lies in their marketing material and claim effects that are physically impossible. "Electron polarity" 🤣
What they actually are would be a start.

My guess: a piece of wire with an epoxy jacket. Possibly a low-value wire-wound resistor.

I like companies like this, though. They're proper Robin Hood, robbing the rich and gullible and paying tax so the rest of us get healthcare and policemen.
 
Right, and Wheaties are just food, not precisely the breakfast of champions.
James Hunt knew what the breakfast of champions was!
 

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Changing polarity of fermions such as protons and electrons will turn the affected particle into its antimatter. It could be that the technology is used by species 116 to generate antimatter for their infamous FTL quantum slipstream drive. Extreme caution can not be overstated in using such dangerous alien tech. Regular mortals with shallow understanding should stay away from the artefact at all cost.
 
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Changing polarity of fermions such as protons and electrons will turn the affected particle into its antimatter. It could be that the technology is used by species 116 to generate antimatter for their infamous FTL quantum slipstream drive. Extreme caution can not be overstated in using such dangerous alien tech. Regular mortals with shallow understanding should stay away from the artefact at all cost.
Remember when the Large Hadron Collider was about to be switched on? The fears that it was going to create a black hole that'd suck us all over its event horizon? I'm more worried about someone switching on his audiophool instalation and all those beebies doing their subatomic mischief
 
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