Funniest snake oil theories

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In the USA, 14 ga is code for 15A house circuits. Has been for years.

Directional cables are BS, its an AC signal that passes through!
I.completely concur. While I’ve upgraded internal pre-amp wiring from damaged upscale interconnects to my delight (no more brassiness) “directional” is on the far side of the cultic fringe.

Recapping is a waste of time unless they are leaky old paper caps that are being replaced with modern polyester ones.
Electrolytic caps also fail with age, but they are usually not part of the audio circuit, so likely you will have very noticeable problems with the amp if they are bad.
you’re entitled to your opinions but not your own facts. I would had kept my peace on cap upgrades had you began w/... “in my opinion...”

I had others including my “know NUTHIN’ about audio” wife “w/ no prompting from the studio audience...,” confirm I didn’t waste my time on cap work or heavier internal wire.
 
A wife sees her husband fiddling with the stereo for the thousandth time, she enjoys seeing him happy so she pretends to show an interest in his hobby and pump his tires a bit. "Hey honey, what did you do to the stereo? It sounds better!" She watches his face light up with excitement and falls into a 30-minute rant about the benefits of solid core speaker cables. The next day, unprompted, the husband asks his wife if she did anything different with her hair because it looks great today. He watches her face light up. Relationship goals.
 
The only thing that would sell better than some of these snake oil products is some form of self-recognition to highlight one's superior genetics. I have been thinking about starting up a business to sell these for people to proudly display on their mantles.
 

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A wife sees her husband fiddling with the stereo for the thousandth time, she enjoys seeing him happy so she pretends to show an interest in his hobby and pump his tires a bit. "Hey honey, what did you do to the stereo? It sounds better!" She watches his face light up with excitement and falls into a 30-minute rant about the benefits of solid core speaker cables. The next day, unprompted, the husband asks his wife if she did anything different with her hair because it looks great today. He watches her face light up. Relationship goals.
Beautiful.
You also have the wife who says: When are you gonna tidy up your junk ?
( Quand est que tu ranges ton bordel ? ).
 
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The only thing that would sell better than some of these snake oil products is some form of self-recognition to highlight one's superior genetics. I have been thinking about starting up a business to sell these for people to proudly display on their mantles.


I don't have a mantle, but I could stick it on top of the shelving in which my stereo system is housed in.


And the Golden Ear - would make a cool new brand name for stereo components too!
.... the "Golden Ear 5000" high fidelity amplifier!
Whatchathink?
 
SY came up with an interesting theory on the wifeinkitchen story. All to do with domestic harmony. It's probably more credible than them actually hearing a difference :D

That was a great story! I loved how he'd inadvertently classically conditioned his wife to provide compliments when he played a certain track that he usually only played after messing with the stereo. BF Skinner would be proud. :)

Tom
 
In the USA, 14 ga is code for 15A house circuits. Has been for years.

I.completely concur. While I’ve upgraded internal pre-amp wiring from damaged upscale interconnects to my delight (no more brassiness) “directional” is on the far side of the cultic fringe.

you’re entitled to your opinions but not your own facts. I would had kept my peace on cap upgrades had you began w/... “in my opinion...”

I had others including my “know NUTHIN’ about audio” wife “w/ no prompting from the studio audience...,” confirm I didn’t waste my time on cap work or heavier internal wire.

You sound like one of those guys that use cable lifters!
 
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