Terrible electronic jokes

[jackinnj]

My wife is disgusted by this:

 

[chrisb]

I dunno, that’s kinda cute.

 

[Conrad Hoffman]

A salesman walked into my office and said "heat sinks!" I threw him out because everybody knows heat rises.

 

[PRR]

> everybody knows heat rises.

https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Air-Rises-Heat-Sinks/dp/0791800741

Sorry, no joke: a good book about the perversity of heat-transfer and common-sense.

Whoa! 40 bucks! It was like 10 when I bought mine.

 

[mdpaudio]

What do you call a cross dressing nun?
Wait for it......
A transister

 

[nigelwright7557]

I asked my repairman why the radio was humming?,
"Hmm, It doesn't know the words".

The transformer hums because you turn it on...

 

[wiseoldtech]

What do you call a cross dressing nun?
Wait for it......
A transister

HA!
Ya beat me to it!
The way I was told it was....
What do you call a nun with a sex change.... a transistor.

 

[5th element]

What do you call a cross dressing nun?
Wait for it......
A transister

That's funny.

And the resistor sperm are cute.

 

[Galu]

The transformer hums because you turn it on...

Did I detect a little 'ripple' of laughter there, or is this thread going to 'pot'?

Seriously though, 'IC' no reason to 'switch' tactics. I'm happy just to 'motor' along!

When part of the comedy 'circuit', I never get 'board'!

 

[amplidude]

My wife is disgusted by this:

If they are from dodgy Ebay seller the only 1 out of a million will make it .

 

[jan.didden]

Hah! 10 years ago I couldn't even spell enkineer, now I are one!

Jan

 

[Galu]

If they are from dodgy Ebay seller the only 1 out of a million will make it .

More than that if they are made in a proper Siemens factory!

 

[mondogenerator]

Someone once asked if a resistor measured the same the other way round (if the resistance was "one way")

Is not a joke, but it kept me laughing for weeks, every time I thought of it.

 

[korpberget]

YouTube


Smith & Jones Ayushi Stereo Demo

 

[Boydk]

More than that if they are made in a proper Siemens factory!

 

[anubis260]

My class B amplifier was not powerful enough so i decided to turn it in hard switching mode

Аfter a while this happened:





Obviously I overestimated the capabilities of this 2" voice coil

 

[Douglas Blake]

And, well, there's the ultimate DIY project...

 

[radiosmuck]

She was only an electrotech's daughter but she never refused a slow blow.

 

[Dave R]

What I know about electricity . . . is shocking!

 

[ferret]

Resistance is futile