Funniest snake oil theories

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I'm afraid that KBK's and SY's posts (mostly in other threads) have been outdone and these people are serious!

Swiss Cable White Paper
http://www.swisscables.com/whitepaper/whitepaper.pdf

*MDI, micro discharge interface distortion. the micro discharge interface distortion effects
were discovered - already decades ago - by dr. pierre johannet, a researcher at the french
national electricity institute in the context of very comprehensive signal processing research.
in summary, MDI results from very steep, high-amplitude ultrasonic spikes which occur during
all electrical signal propagation. at frequencies relevant to audio, this discharge energy can
take on sine wave character with significant impact on the audio signal, and can show up as
measurable audible distortion by inter- modulation.
in addition, MDI creates positive langevin ions (electrically charged particles in the room air),
which, besides causing physical discomfort,
 
..."MDI creates positive langevin ions which, besides causing physical discomfort, have been found to obstruct natural sound field propagation"...

So....besides being in physical discomfort, my music is being "obstructed"?

Hmmmmm...........I had one of those De-ionizers once upon a time, the one with the 'trigger' to shoot at my records so they wouldn't attract dust particles floating about. Perhaps one now has to "sweep" the listening area so my sound isn't "obstructed". However.....the quote is "natural sound", well, my music IS artificially produced , not natural. How does that work?


____________________________________________________Rick..........
 
Yes that s the one! And good luck finding the homepage!

Guys, I accidentally located the Pleiades HQ! It is in my hometown!

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I'm afraid that KBK's and SY's posts (mostly in other threads) have been outdone and these people are serious!

Swiss Cable White Paper
http://www.swisscables.com/whitepaper/whitepaper.pdf

*MDI, micro discharge interface distortion. the micro discharge interface distortion effects
were discovered - already decades ago - by dr. pierre johannet, a researcher at the french
national electricity institute in the context of very comprehensive signal processing research.
in summary, MDI results from very steep, high-amplitude ultrasonic spikes which occur during
all electrical signal propagation. at frequencies relevant to audio, this discharge energy can
take on sine wave character with significant impact on the audio signal, and can show up as
measurable audible distortion by inter- modulation.
in addition, MDI creates positive langevin ions (electrically charged particles in the room air),
which, besides causing physical discomfort,

Metallurgy

"copper based custom alloy, produced by advanced casting in protective gas environment"
Translation :
inert gas furnace to avoid oxygen uptake: industry routine

"Tempered to resonance-optimized hardness,"
Translation :
annealed to drawing temper: industry routine

"Conductor surface treated for optimal field propagation, signal flow and energy transfer."
Translation :
drawn through dies to produce wire form factor: routine, self evident

So they basically are paraphrasing normal wire production, so it's a load of hooey, catchy phrases saying nothing
 
Talking about new ideas is easy - scientists do it all the time. The trick is clarity, not obfuscation. The trick only works if the idea has some merit; if not, obfuscation is the best bet.

PS the new idea might be wrong - clarity will help in determining this. Many new ideas are wrong, but those which appear to have merit are worth considering. In order to have time to do this it is necessary to ignore new ideas which are without merit.
 
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