The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

(after which he will attempt to cross the border with French hemp cheese)
Now I am having mental images of a block of *ash as big az a weel of cheezzzze... Not that I would know what that looks like....😀😀😀

Well - not for over 40 years anyway..... 🙄
 

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OK Ya dummy's - you haven't been around today to distract me so I have been surfing da 'net and finding other fishy stories.

I didn't get much of a response to my well intended warning about the Tourettes Fish so I thought I would try again to impress upon you some more fishing safety tips.

Today's fish is the Candiru - it is a tiny fish - with a big bite.
They come in handy so people won't take a leak you your swimming pool... 😀😀😀

Candiru - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://blog.punjabilokvirsa.com/2010/12/candiru-fish/
Candiru Song - YouTube
1000 ways to die#963 - YouTube
 

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Me with my gout [excess uric acid] problem is very pleased that these nasty Candiru do not inhabit the local salmon rivers!!

Not yet - but global warming might change that. Swimming across the Atlantic might present a problem - but if they follow the trail of BS from da Pub - well we could be in real trouble. I'm never sitting on the loo again!!!

Spotted any Tourettes Fish in your parts lately??? 😀😀😀

BTW - I don't think that the Candiru will attack ankle joints......
 
Not yet - but global warming might change that. Swimming across the Atlantic might present a problem - but if they follow the trail of BS from da Pub - well we could be in real trouble. I'm never sitting on the loo again!!!

Spotted any Tourettes Fish in your parts lately??? 😀😀😀

BTW - I don't think that the Candiru will attack ankle joints......

...should get them straight to Music City.😀😀😀

There was a salmon swimming across a field saying - in a loud voice - "Where's da f...ing river gone...b...ard."😉