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I hear it's better when you're buzzed out of your gourd on Drano.

My vote (for movies I've seen recently and can remember) goes to Wild Things 2. It's truly horrible.
Saw one last night that gets high marks for bad.
"Mission to Mars."
Crikey! What the heck was de Palma thinking? Not only bad, but cheesy as hell. Wow.
"Mission to Mars."
Crikey! What the heck was de Palma thinking? Not only bad, but cheesy as hell. Wow.
That idiotic thing Quentin Tarantino released a year ago. The jokes on us and you gotta laugh. The studios were probably throwing money at him and this is what he gave them. He even managed to get paid twice for one movie (The Bill's). That's probably unprecedented.
His latest, however, is dizzying masterful. Shoshanna's dressing to kill scene features David Bowie singing the theme from Cat People. Ole QT is wry and sly and deep in his knowledge of movies.
His latest, however, is dizzying masterful. Shoshanna's dressing to kill scene features David Bowie singing the theme from Cat People. Ole QT is wry and sly and deep in his knowledge of movies.
Mutiny on the Buses (1972).
A spin-off from the British TV series On the Buses.
Oh! look! Stan fell into horse poo! Suzy isn’t wearing a bra! The inspector looks like Hitler! He just fell over, flat onto his ****! Ha ha! Look! Arthur just fell over too! The fish and chips are on fire! The baby farted (again)! Ho ho ho…. OMG, Jack just fell over too! Woops! There goes Inspector Blake! **** up as well! (fart).
Just watched this one this evening at a mate’s place. I believe this movie was a hit in its day. People actually used to find this kind of B.S. hilarious? 😕 Good grief 🙄
A spin-off from the British TV series On the Buses.
Oh! look! Stan fell into horse poo! Suzy isn’t wearing a bra! The inspector looks like Hitler! He just fell over, flat onto his ****! Ha ha! Look! Arthur just fell over too! The fish and chips are on fire! The baby farted (again)! Ho ho ho…. OMG, Jack just fell over too! Woops! There goes Inspector Blake! **** up as well! (fart).
Just watched this one this evening at a mate’s place. I believe this movie was a hit in its day. People actually used to find this kind of B.S. hilarious? 😕 Good grief 🙄
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In its day, UK folks considered "Passport to Pimlico" hilarious. Sometimes the comedy was so refined and subtle that a mere movement of the upper lip by one audience member was thought to thrill the director and producers.
Actually, I prefer Brit-com to anything this side of the Great Puddle.
Actually, I prefer Brit-com to anything this side of the Great Puddle.
Well, British comedy in general is little further in scope than what I was whining against, but since you bring it up, I think a great deal (Benny Hill, The Carry On brand, stuff in a similar vein, et cetera) is overrated.
I have a tentative theory that people found this vaudeville treatment of previously taboo topics substantially more titillating than hilarious, but just called it the latter because that was a less indecent thing to admit too.
But nowadays it just looks so dated and dumb. Mutiny on the Buses is probably the crème de la crème of the genre and contains buckets of the most unfunny one-liners and incompetent slapstick ever written and filmed.
What’s so funny about a guy calling his wife a ‘dumb fat cow’, a woman tongue-kissing three or four blokes in a row, or a baby crapping in a potty on the dinner table?
Though I’m not a PC-Nazi or anything, and as a disclaimer I will admit to a recurring fantasy from childhood of becoming lost in the jungle and finding myself ‘trapped’ for eternity in Amazonia..........
I have a tentative theory that people found this vaudeville treatment of previously taboo topics substantially more titillating than hilarious, but just called it the latter because that was a less indecent thing to admit too.
But nowadays it just looks so dated and dumb. Mutiny on the Buses is probably the crème de la crème of the genre and contains buckets of the most unfunny one-liners and incompetent slapstick ever written and filmed.
What’s so funny about a guy calling his wife a ‘dumb fat cow’, a woman tongue-kissing three or four blokes in a row, or a baby crapping in a potty on the dinner table?
Though I’m not a PC-Nazi or anything, and as a disclaimer I will admit to a recurring fantasy from childhood of becoming lost in the jungle and finding myself ‘trapped’ for eternity in Amazonia..........
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What about Twister? BORING! There are a lot of high cost movies that really suck... because someone felt like making those movies... what a waste of money.
In its day, UK folks considered "Passport to Pimlico" hilarious. Sometimes the comedy was so refined and subtle that a mere movement of the upper lip by one audience member was thought to thrill the director and producers.
Actually, I prefer Brit-com to anything this side of the Great Puddle.
Yes, in general lumping Alistair Sim and Margaret Rutherford in with Benny Hill would be unfair. I love "Double Bunk" with Ian Carmichael as a sort of childhood guilty pleasure.
I love "Double Bunk" with Ian Carmichael as a sort of childhood guilty pleasure.
Is that a Carry On film? I don't get the 'refined and subtle' aspect watching any of the films I mentioned.
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Is that a Carry On film? I don't get the 'refined and subtle' aspect watching any of the films I mentioned.
...refined and subtle?
the locker room scene in "Porky's" is what I prefer...even my wife was laughing!
Go Lassie, Go!!!
Then you would enjoy "Water Hole # 3". No locker rooms or stuffing a sock in it sorts of activities though.
Bud
Bud
James Coburn?
Well, while looking it up I came across what may have been one of the worst of the 1960's -- Candy 1968 w Marlon Brando -- just dreadful.
Well, while looking it up I came across what may have been one of the worst of the 1960's -- Candy 1968 w Marlon Brando -- just dreadful.
UUUHH, we are talking about denizens of the greatest greedist state in the history of the world. RIGHT?
Bud
Bud
What a bunch of benumbed philistines.
No, I actually rip out the pages of Cahiers du Cinema and use it to pick up after the dog.
Surprising from a Ringo Starr movie. Great fortune he made up for it soon after with The Magic Christian.Well, while looking it up I came across what may have been one of the worst of the 1960's -- Candy 1968 .... just dreadful.
What a bunch of benumbed philistines.
Actually, my forebears were polytheists of both Celtic and Allemagnic origin, and I have never traveled to Phillistia.
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