Geek said:That happened to me... once
I've left the house with a pocketfull of TP ever since.
On our last day in China one of the women in our group struck up a conversation with some new arrivals from France which ended up in gifting of all their remaining TP with much thankfulness.
"Stranded... stranded on the toilet boooowl.... What do you do when you're stranded.... no paper on the roooooll? To prove you're a man, you must wipe with your hand..... Then everyone will know you were STRANDED "
- From one of Bobby Jimmy's "making fun of rap" parodies. I still have the old 12" single.
- From one of Bobby Jimmy's "making fun of rap" parodies. I still have the old 12" single.
Too Late -
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That happened to me... once
I've left the house with a pocketfull of TP ever since.
No need for that. Just check BEFORE you go
This is my favorite:
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"Stranded... stranded on the toilet boooowl.... What do you do when you're stranded.... no paper on the roooooll? To prove you're a man, you must wipe with your hand..... Then everyone will know you were STRANDED "
- From one of Bobby Jimmy's "making fun of rap" parodies. I still have the old 12" single.
LOL! I remember people singing that one back in the sixties when I was in elementary school. Sung to the tune of Branded . I love how the drums emphasize the gravity of the situation.
Audio part
YouTube - Constipation Blues by Screaming Jay Hawkins
Visual part
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
International collaboration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ITKLbictI&NR=1
Audio-visual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Rj-X_bg4w&feature=related
Regards
George
YouTube - Constipation Blues by Screaming Jay Hawkins
Visual part
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
International collaboration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ITKLbictI&NR=1
Audio-visual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Rj-X_bg4w&feature=related
Regards
George
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It would seem to me that either some higher power is punishing you tomtt, or you are being stalked by a very vindictive persion.
looks like your quite correct.
these here -
Brujería - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
i've been taking pictures of them,
which seemes to get them bent out of shape.
except for this one, who couldn't stop smiling -
(this was right after he tried to run me down in a car)
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these two were giving me some grief,
till they realized, that it were they that were in peril.
they stoped goofing around rather quickley -
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Peace(of TP),
thanks.
the sort of Peace, that is beyond price .....
perhaps the only 'sin' i have left,
would be taking too many napkins,
from fast food establishments.
which means i usually prepared for this sort of thing
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