What are you drinking?

Will fix me a long drink from vodka and some kind of tonic water - Schweppes Russchian + vodka. (Odd spelling, not mine)
And dome nuts.

Santa Claus was here yesterday. He couldn't find his glasses, he said and then his sledge went missing but he got hold of one of the deers ...
 

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Heard a humorous story this morning from an elderly customer, describing his first visit to a Starbucks with his wife, having received a 15-dollar gift certificate for Christmas. After two coffees and a couple of "egg-like" breakfast biscuits, the GC is a fading memory, plus he had to go into his pocket for a few more bucks. He was at a bit of a loss for words. Doesn't sound like they'll be regulars. :)