The Pass Pub: The High-End Off Topic Thread

[c2cthomas]

Dachshunds wonder where all of the dodo's are hiding at....

I had to explain to them that Pub dodo's are to dumb to hide, and are simply stumbling around or passed out....

Thus the name of the tavern: The Pass(ed Out) Pub.....

 

[Variac]

My mother was all fired up to get some scarves in her family tartan. When they arrived they were even more awful than the catalog photos. Baby blue with bright orange. Unwearable..

 

[c2cthomas]

My mother was all fired up to get some scarves in her family tartan. When they arrived they were even more awful than the catalog photos. Baby blue with bright orange. Unwearable..

Look on the bright side (he said in his best Groucho Marx voice).... it could be worse....

 

[jacco vermeulen]

too dumb to hide

As of this summer, after a 13 year hiatus, my son and I are living under the same roof again 7/7.
Means that 17 years of battling a sociopath Snake with Tits (© KatieandDad) has come to an end, and I no longer have to drive 10k+ miles a year to see my kid once every 2 weeks.

Also implies that I have to boot a lazy bstrd through a professional education, which means my full-time tropical isle bum plan has been stretched by 2 more years.
Bottomline is that I have to spend at least twice as much time here for mental support.
(my shrink said I'm no longer welcome after I bit him, repeatedly)

 

[brianco]

Be thankful that the snake is a long way away from both of you.

Best luck.

 

[Cal Weldon]

(my shrink said I'm no longer welcome after I bit him, repeatedly)

Now I have to clean my screen.

 

[Zen Mod]

As of this summer, after a 13 year hiatus, my son and I are living under the same roof again 7/7.
Means that 17 years of battling a sociopath Snake with Tits (© KatieandDad) has come to an end, and I no longer have to drive 10k+ miles a year to see my kid once every 2 weeks.

Also implies that I have to boot a lazy bstrd through a professional education, which means my full-time tropical isle bum plan has been stretched by 2 more years.
Bottomline is that I have to spend at least twice as much time here for mental support.
(my shrink said I'm no longer welcome after I bit him, repeatedly)

smoochsmooch for that 7/7 , ya Dutchie Whale

you can bite my hairy underkilt , whenever you want ...... strictly in relaxation purposes

 

[brianco]

Realllly weird ZM….you wear Harris Tweed boxers….under a kilt????
Phew, some people.

 

[c2cthomas]

Realllly weird ZM….
Phew, some people.

 

[pidesd]

ahhhhh....zen mod's mother....she was a beauty back then.....

 

[stajo]

17 years

Salute!

 

[jacco vermeulen]

mother....

Unmistakably pole-sitting 'Gene's of olympic magnitude.

(I heard Luis Suarez' new psychiater in Manchester is into ice hockey pads)

 

[c2cthomas]

Lazy dodo's - no one iz posting stuff -

Perhaps they are spending time playing with their buddies in the woods......???? Hmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleYHOcLjOg

 

[brianco]

Pull up a log cabin and sit down sort of stuff?

 

[jacco vermeulen]

In the woods (and dunes) here, it's more pull on a log and sit down on it sorti(e)sh.

 

[Itsmee]

Lazy dodo's - no one iz posting stuff -

Build one of these The simplest motor in the world - YouTube it might keep you amused for 20 minutes or so

 

[c2cthomas]

Dachshunds having fun.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xds8pp3ASk

 

[pidesd]

maybe i posted this somewhere already.... but one time is not enough...

rolling stones parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CtWUY7nvg

 

[jacco vermeulen]

(just another fckd up Finnish guy)

 

[Zen Mod]

The Party Peter Sellers 1968) - YouTube