Something to lighten the mood

[Cal Weldon]

I just read that 4,783 people got married in my city last year.
Now I don't want to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

 

[Cal Weldon]

It was a cloudy and gloomy the day we buried Granny.
As we walked back to the car, lightning and a loud clap of thunder shook us. Grandpa looks over at me and says, hmmm... she got there pretty quick.

 

[Cal Weldon]

What jokes do wives tell each other?

My husband asked me to tell him the next time I had an orgasm.
I said no honey, I don't like to bother you at work.

 

[soundbrigade]

Signs of life ...

 

[brianco]

...we spread grandpa's remains on his favourite lawn bowling green.....then I thought that we should have had him cremated......

 

[chrisb]

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[chrisb]

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[chrisb]

To save you the time, comes pre-rusted.

 

[Juhazi]

A man's brain cell was walking around in the skull, calling others. He heard only echoes, until a vague voice answered " Hey, come down here between the legs, we are all here!"

 

[gpauk]

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No problems, he's welcome to the 5th of April...

 

[JMFahey]

I just read that 4,783 people got married in my city last year.
Now I don't want to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Easy. Sarah Wilkinson was there.

https://indianexpress.com/article/t...ling-meet-right-partner-for-20-years-8982908/

 

[JMFahey]

Hope she bought some extra batteries for the Wedding Night

 

[techtool]

I borrowed a library book called "The History of the Future".
I kept it too long so now it's past due.
Not to worry, it will be fined.

 

[chrisb]

Hope she bought some extra batteries for the Wedding Night

The Panasonic magic wand is AC powered, and according to what I’ve read on the internet definitely qualifies as the proceeding’s main event.

 

[rayma]

What you've read on the internet is definitely, for once, true.

 

[Cal Weldon]

Hitachi.
I believe only the ’original‘ is corded.
Mind you, they all were back then.

 

[techtool]

And at the high end there's the "Sybian".
Google time.

 

[soundbrigade]

Now we're talking!!!

 

[techtool]

Looks like Sarah had room in the budget for one...

 

[tomchr]

Hitachi.
I believe only the ’original‘ is corded.
Mind you, they all were back then.

Oh, boy. No wonder Class II electrical safety is now a thing.

Tom