So last December my niece Karen calls to ask if she can borrow $1000 for rent.
I said sure come by tomorrow.
Right after I hang up, my sister calls to say if Karen calls, tell you don't have any money.
Why I asked?
She wants bail money for her boyfriend so they can spend the holidays together.
Uh-huh, I see.
Next day Karen pops by and I hand her a fistful of bills.
Two hours later I get a call from the local sheriff's office.
Uncle Cal, why did you give me counterfeit money?
Well dear, I heard that you wanted to spend the holidays with your boyfriend.
I said sure come by tomorrow.
Right after I hang up, my sister calls to say if Karen calls, tell you don't have any money.
Why I asked?
She wants bail money for her boyfriend so they can spend the holidays together.
Uh-huh, I see.
Next day Karen pops by and I hand her a fistful of bills.
Two hours later I get a call from the local sheriff's office.
Uncle Cal, why did you give me counterfeit money?
Well dear, I heard that you wanted to spend the holidays with your boyfriend.
Trade secret, bro; I have an army of meme soldiers at my fingertips.
A quad more for your amusement
Allen; at the risk of the obvious, that was in reference to the number of a previous post that I was too late to edit for distracted attention typo.
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William Goldings words on a first glimpse sound right - on a second one makes skeptic:
It's never good to put something too much high because it means something else is put down accordingly.
When it was wrong in patriarchy to put men above women you just reproduce the fault if you do vice versa.
It's never good to put something too much high because it means something else is put down accordingly.
When it was wrong in patriarchy to put men above women you just reproduce the fault if you do vice versa.