Electronic jokes

[nigelwright7557]

She was only the electronics engineers daughter but no one could resistor.

 

[SY]

And when he staggered in drunk, middle of the night, she exclaimed, "You're ohm, Henry, wire you insulate?"

 

[WSJ]

I'll bet you thought that there was nothing at all funny about oscilloscopes. Found in the February 1961 issue of "Joker - The Satire Magazine!". Note the "oscillyscope" on the workbench.

 

[woody]

Often in digital designs you can save a lot of labor using a GAL they share some
of the features found in a PAL with some added features. One of these I like best
is the ability to reprogram them easily.

For those who came in late PAL stands for programmable array logic and GAL is generic array logic or at least that's what I seem to remember.

 

[jackinnj]

An externally hosted image should be here but it was not working when we last tested it.

 

[Huberto75]

Q. Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
A. Because he couldn't resistor...

 

[Huberto75]

Theres another one:

Beats by Dr. Dre

 

[ccoyle]

Eddy Currents has passed away. He had hysteresis.

 

[nezbleu]

These jokes may not be current or shocking, but they have potential.

 

[aardvarkash10]

they lack the capacity to shock

 

[Joel Wesseling]

And when he staggered in drunk, middle of the night, she exclaimed, "You're ohm, Henry, wire you insulate?"

We laughed

Wish I could think of one

 

[soundchaser]

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony was OK but the reception was excellent!!

 

[woody]

Mr. electron finally met his ideal mate, he was positive about it ...

 

[SonyFan]

"You can put my tube in your socket."

 

[jackinnj]

"You can put my tube in your socket."

Is that a tube in your socket, or are you just glad to see me.

With apologies to Mae West and Cary Grant.