The wife bought a kitten, some greyish blue thing with enough of a modicum of Burmese pedigree to justify a low four figure pricetag.
In an effort for me to bond with the thing, she chose the name...
"Dac"
That is all.
In an effort for me to bond with the thing, she chose the name...
"Dac"
That is all.
Many Burmese cats are the breed for people who don’t like cats. The only one I ever knew certainly fit that bill.
Our daughter gave us a sickly cat that came to her door.... cost us four figures in vet bills... Now it threatens to push breakables off the counter unless it gets its way.... okay... thats why I love it so...
Our dogs counter-surf all the time, looking for morsels of food. Any breakables are at risk (and so is your food if you left it there).
That’s what those little canister air horns are for.
One blast eliminates further doggy indiscretions.
One blast eliminates further doggy indiscretions.
So what it that one called, “The Disruptor”?
I want the biggest battery pack they make to go with it.
I want the biggest battery pack they make to go with it.
If you use that on your pet, you'll be lucky if crumbs are the only deposits they leave on your kitchen counter 😀
Our dogs had a shared bed in the kitchen. They were only ever fed if they were first on their bed and were called or, when we went up to their bed with a snack.
Infractions resulted in time-out on the bed.
Even so. One of the two couldn't be trusted in a room with food so we used to pretend to leave the room to catch her in the act, she got the message. Eventually.
Infractions resulted in time-out on the bed.
Even so. One of the two couldn't be trusted in a room with food so we used to pretend to leave the room to catch her in the act, she got the message. Eventually.
I prefer the nuanced negotiation method of behavioural modification. So far I've been adjusted a lot.
One day this precious fur bent feline pushed an entire planter off the table just to examine the nature of the carnage in hitting the floor. It was just casually looking over the edge when I noticed it. I think this was just to alleviate the boredom of its day. Other days it used to rush over and watch the nature of a toilet flush (okay... a shared bonding experience) .
One day this precious fur bent feline pushed an entire planter off the table just to examine the nature of the carnage in hitting the floor. It was just casually looking over the edge when I noticed it. I think this was just to alleviate the boredom of its day. Other days it used to rush over and watch the nature of a toilet flush (okay... a shared bonding experience) .
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She took the cat to the vet today and told them the story, he knew what she meant.
So there's a chance that a database somewhere reads:
Preferred name: Dac
Full name: Digital to Analog Converter
I also managed to sneak a cool knife I found into the parts order...
So there's a chance that a database somewhere reads:
Preferred name: Dac
Full name: Digital to Analog Converter
I also managed to sneak a cool knife I found into the parts order...
Depending on just how much disorder the cat creates, she may very well convert digital to analog. Digital: flower pot sitting on window sill. Analog: soil, plants, and pieces of the pot on the floor.