This guy walks into a bar with an octopus and announces that he'll bet anyone $50 that his octopus can play any instrument presented to him. A trumpet player takes him up on the bet, and the octopus plays like Miles. A steel player presents him a steel, and after changing the pedals, the octopus plays "A Way to Survive" just like Emmons. The next day, the guy comes into the bar with the octopus again, and this time a bagpiper presents him with his set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with them, turning them over this way and that, and no sound comes out. The bagpiper says "See, he can't play them, you owe me $50". The octopus' owner says "Wait, wait--give him another minute. As soon as he figures out he can't **** 'em or eat 'em, he'll PLAY 'em".
I love octopuses and hate bagpipes, so that's one of my favorite animal jokes!
Do you know the one about Chuckie the monkey?
Do you know the one about Chuckie the monkey?
What do you get when crossing an octopus and a woman?
I have no idea, but i assume, it will be pretty good in cleaning the kitchen
I have no idea, but i assume, it will be pretty good in cleaning the kitchen
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