Somehow, I found this site on the net.
I hope you guys have as good a laugh as I have.
Post your favorites here.
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The Life Story Of Niucola Tesla In Morse Code
The Life Story of Nikola Tesla in International Morse Code
E. A. Rasmussen
Beyond belief. The entire life story of Tesla told entirely in morse code.
Nothing but blips & bleeps from the moment you drop your needle.
Here's an excerpt from the introduction.
Cheers,
Eric.
I hope you guys have as good a laugh as I have.
Post your favorites here.
Main Page
The Life Story Of Niucola Tesla In Morse Code
The Life Story of Nikola Tesla in International Morse Code
E. A. Rasmussen
Beyond belief. The entire life story of Tesla told entirely in morse code.
Nothing but blips & bleeps from the moment you drop your needle.
Here's an excerpt from the introduction.
Cheers,
Eric.
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Eric,
Nice one! I found the next page kinda is of funny too.
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_q/tortura2.html
Regards,
Jam
Nice one! I found the next page kinda is of funny too.
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_q/tortura2.html
Regards,
Jam
Sounds and Moanings
Yeah, I reckon its pretty funny too - check out the sound sample. 😉
Tortura
No Artist Credited
Ultra rare and especially naughty mid '60s sexploit album that was sold in the back of cheapo girlie mags. Features hilarious and bizarre staged S&M sessions, each about 60 seconds in length and all highly, um...visceral in their impact. Most cuts feature women on the receiving end of the rod but not all, and a small handful incorporate a wicked, cackling dominatrix lady. The tracks closing out each side of the album are far and away the highlights with a girl being whipped to the beat of a jazz pianist!
I've never heard anything else like this!!
You don't have to have any inclination towards S&M stuff to get a kick out of this record, it's so overboard it'll do it for anybody.
Cheers.
Yeah, I reckon its pretty funny too - check out the sound sample. 😉
Tortura
No Artist Credited
Ultra rare and especially naughty mid '60s sexploit album that was sold in the back of cheapo girlie mags. Features hilarious and bizarre staged S&M sessions, each about 60 seconds in length and all highly, um...visceral in their impact. Most cuts feature women on the receiving end of the rod but not all, and a small handful incorporate a wicked, cackling dominatrix lady. The tracks closing out each side of the album are far and away the highlights with a girl being whipped to the beat of a jazz pianist!
I've never heard anything else like this!!
You don't have to have any inclination towards S&M stuff to get a kick out of this record, it's so overboard it'll do it for anybody.
Cheers.
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Say What ?
Getting Through (A Guide to Better Understanding the Hard of Hearing)
Various Experts
Yep, looks like there were even records released for the hard of hearing! Kind of a strange concept and I can't imagine that they did much good.
Has an "unfair hearing test" you can take if you're bored.
Getting Through (A Guide to Better Understanding the Hard of Hearing)
Various Experts
Yep, looks like there were even records released for the hard of hearing! Kind of a strange concept and I can't imagine that they did much good.
Has an "unfair hearing test" you can take if you're bored.
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Remember, Reality Is For People Who Can't handle Drugs..
So what were these guys on ?....
Instant Insanity Drugs
W. Cleon Skonsen
The Key label put out some bizarre records, but I can't imagine any being more bizarre than this one. This Skonson guy was actually convinced that Timothy Leary and the Evil Hippies were plotting to dose the nation's water supply with LSD and overtake middle class America. This is all described this in vivid detail.
He speaks in a sleep-inducing monotone which makes it hard to sit through, but the dialogue is worth it.
Scroll down for a close-up of cover graphic and click here for an MP3 excerpt
So what were these guys on ?....
Instant Insanity Drugs
W. Cleon Skonsen
The Key label put out some bizarre records, but I can't imagine any being more bizarre than this one. This Skonson guy was actually convinced that Timothy Leary and the Evil Hippies were plotting to dose the nation's water supply with LSD and overtake middle class America. This is all described this in vivid detail.
He speaks in a sleep-inducing monotone which makes it hard to sit through, but the dialogue is worth it.
Scroll down for a close-up of cover graphic and click here for an MP3 excerpt
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Humourous Websites
This may leve you scratching you head more than laughing.
http://www.thebranflakes.com/scrump/frameset.html
This may leve you scratching you head more than laughing.
http://www.thebranflakes.com/scrump/frameset.html
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Hi Fred, I am not amused...
I guess you can't tell what people think is funny but I warned you.
You probably wouldn't enjoy Mrs. Miller either but she is one of my favorite REALLY BAD SINGERS and I think she is a hoot.
http://www.coolandstrange.com/elva/elva.html
For some other truly horrible music
http://www.incorrectmusic.com/audio/archive/
Shooby Taylor for President!
Fred
I guess you can't tell what people think is funny but I warned you.
You probably wouldn't enjoy Mrs. Miller either but she is one of my favorite REALLY BAD SINGERS and I think she is a hoot.
http://www.coolandstrange.com/elva/elva.html
For some other truly horrible music
http://www.incorrectmusic.com/audio/archive/
Shooby Taylor for President!
Fred
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StrongBad, anyone?
Thanks Eric and Fred, I'll save these links in case the thread gets
binned. You may or may not also enjoy this link, which I got from
my stepdaughter (but I also find it pretty cute):
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Thanks Eric and Fred, I'll save these links in case the thread gets
binned. You may or may not also enjoy this link, which I got from
my stepdaughter (but I also find it pretty cute):
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Anyone know when Saddams birhtday is?
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_q/airforce.html
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_q/airforce.html
Pornographic Sounds
Just don't tell the mods about it, ok ?. 😉
Second thoughts, that S&M sin-bin sounds like fun.
Eric.
jam said:Man, you are risking the dreaded sin bin..........
Regards,
Jam
Just don't tell the mods about it, ok ?. 😉
Second thoughts, that S&M sin-bin sounds like fun.
Eric.
TESLA.
Hi,
All fun aside, Niklas Tesla happens to be a major source of inspiration to me.
Not a scientist I would make fun of in a hurry...of course you're all just kidding, right?
Eric, prepare your coils (springs as you coin them)...
Hi,
All fun aside, Niklas Tesla happens to be a major source of inspiration to me.
Not a scientist I would make fun of in a hurry...of course you're all just kidding, right?
Eric, prepare your coils (springs as you coin them)...
Weird Science
Hi Frank,
NT is not someone that I would make fun of either.
The concept of his life story in Morse Code seems pretty far out to me however.
Yes he did very much change/enable modern life as we know it.
I read a statement by NT that Einsteins theory describes only one special case, and is otherwise wrong.
Recent researches seem to be backing this up.
Go read Tom Bearden for some interesting/weird stuff along these lines too.
Eric.
Tom Bearden
Hi Frank,
NT is not someone that I would make fun of either.
The concept of his life story in Morse Code seems pretty far out to me however.
Yes he did very much change/enable modern life as we know it.
I read a statement by NT that Einsteins theory describes only one special case, and is otherwise wrong.
Recent researches seem to be backing this up.
Go read Tom Bearden for some interesting/weird stuff along these lines too.
Eric.
Tom Bearden
SCIENTISTS.
Hi,
Dig your heels in a bit, ...visit some libs and look at Einstein's quantum physics studies, look at Nicolas Tesla's studies...
None have anything to do with music reproduction at first glance...'till you start thinking...there you go....wouch...these guys are so smart...then you think, hey...why not implement some of their ideas into the audio field, right?
That's smart thinking!
\Don Quichote. 😉
P.S.Talk to you soon Albert..
Signed Nicola.
Hi,
Dig your heels in a bit, ...visit some libs and look at Einstein's quantum physics studies, look at Nicolas Tesla's studies...
None have anything to do with music reproduction at first glance...'till you start thinking...there you go....wouch...these guys are so smart...then you think, hey...why not implement some of their ideas into the audio field, right?
That's smart thinking!
\Don Quichote. 😉
P.S.Talk to you soon Albert..
Signed Nicola.
Wise Men Speak Volumes
Ahh, yeahh, already doing that - sorry, you'll just have to wait a bit longer to see my results though.
I'll bet my **** that you'll like them. 😉
Eric / - Heeds Masters And Old Knowledge.
Ahh, yeahh, already doing that - sorry, you'll just have to wait a bit longer to see my results though.
I'll bet my **** that you'll like them. 😉
Eric / - Heeds Masters And Old Knowledge.
Re: SCIENTISTS.
What did Einstein have to do with quantum physics, except for
not believing in it??? 😉
fdegrove said:Hi,
Dig your heels in a bit, ...visit some libs and look at Einstein's quantum physics studies, look at Nicolas Tesla's studies...
None have anything to do with music reproduction at first glance...'till you start thinking...there you go....wouch...these guys are so smart...then you think, hey...why not implement some of their ideas into the audio field, right?
That's smart thinking!
\Don Quichote. 😉
P.S.Talk to you soon Albert..
Signed Nicola.
What did Einstein have to do with quantum physics, except for
not believing in it??? 😉
Incredible what was ever recorded! That shownand tell site is really great. Going to take a closer look in second hand shops at the record section from now on.
Tesla is one of my favourite topics also, this is probably given away by the other half of my website:
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/mefinnis/tesla/
On the topic of music and Tesla, there are a number of people who have built frequency modulated tube coils.
(For the uninitiated there are two broad types of coil, using either a spark-gap as a switch or a high-powered tube as the switch.)
In terms of contribution to music, I would guess that Tesla's greatest contribution was the invention of radio (the invalid claim by Marconi was settled in the US Patents court some years ago I believe.)
I am often asked, "why do you make lightening?" ...... simple, because I can ;-)
Now, for a website that will "blow your mind", try this:
http://www.lod.org/electrum/electrumpics.html
cheers
mark
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/mefinnis/tesla/
On the topic of music and Tesla, there are a number of people who have built frequency modulated tube coils.
(For the uninitiated there are two broad types of coil, using either a spark-gap as a switch or a high-powered tube as the switch.)
In terms of contribution to music, I would guess that Tesla's greatest contribution was the invention of radio (the invalid claim by Marconi was settled in the US Patents court some years ago I believe.)
I am often asked, "why do you make lightening?" ...... simple, because I can ;-)
Now, for a website that will "blow your mind", try this:
http://www.lod.org/electrum/electrumpics.html
cheers
mark
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